Your lack of comprehension and sensitivity underscores the artist’s point.

To be fair, I do think that Starbucks uses those “Will it Blend?!” blenders that cut through any and everything. That said, I don’t disagree that this is a “save face” story that the barista was willing (or not, maybe) to go with. 

Somehow after six weeks this story is also not true. Does that look like a cloth towel? Could a blender even chop through a cloth towel?

These damn snowflakes always thinking they’re being targeted. 

 It’s been WIDELY and WELL reported that Biden said he wanted a woman of color to be his VP pick. It’s not a “magical rule”, dumbass. It’s what he wants in a running mate for reason best known to him and his campaign staff.

Agree. But Rice instead of Warren for me.

Definitely an accidentally leaked prewrite.  But she’s going to be the pick, anyway.

You just reminded me of something that happened 20+ years ago that I rarely think about.

this is a scary story contest

What the fuuuuuuuck. Never underestimate the desert

We need to retire the word “empowered.” It has become an empty corporate buzzword that makes the C suite feel important without actually doing anything.

I own several of them (because I lose them all the time) because it’s moisturizing and love the hint of tint. It’s the cheaper version of the Burt’s Bees lip balm. Had no idea Brittany Murphy was a fan.

A focus group said this new acquisition would soften the Kushners’ image.

I cannot wait to see what happen when little Winter sheds some white hair on the royal blue Instagram podium and messes up Ivanka’s perfectly “curated” life...

Ditto. I’ve never been put off by them but I would say if I had to argue about their size the tighter and less obstructive the better? I certainly would not be thrilled if a guy dropped his pants and had FRICKEN DINOSAUR EGG BALLS. 

There’s a whole South Park episode involving the men in town giving themselves cancer so they can get medicinal marijuana licenses with the side effect of finding out that women LOVE really large testicles.

I rather that part of the man be as unnoticeable as possible, lol. I’m not grossed out by them but I never looked at a pair and said, “I wish they were bigger!”

Dear incels, we are not interested in dinosaur egg-sized testicles. What the FUCK ever gave you that idea???

You know what, good on that shady doctor for bilking these assholes out of their money.