LOL! I read the whole thread before replying, as one does when corresponding in a thread. Just because you say something is "gibberish, utter nonsense" (seriously? I hope you at least donned your tophat and monocle to type that) doesn't make it so. Make a serious rebuttal or stop throwing a whiny, wordy tantrum.

I'll have sex seven nights a week if you don't bring it up/attempt to guilt me. Once you've tried to officially make it an obligation or some sort of "wifely duty" thing, it's onerous and the magic is totally gone. For me, not keeping track of times per week is essential to a happy marriage/sex life.

Exactly.

Not sure how GHB's other use even applies here. Do you think the frat brothers were actually intending to use GHB as a recreational drug for man-on-man sexy times?

Disdain is the death-knell in a marriage. Never express it, never think it, scourge it out of your interactions. Respect the person you chose.

Mayo is technically correct, and I think it's pretty telling how defensive you got immediately.

I thought they were feuding or something.

Have literally never heard of this before. I am officially an Old.

Obligatory image of crying baby goes here.

I also still shop at delia's; as recently as a year or two ago. And I browse the website fairly frequently! Sometimes I get the catalogs in the mail and they're still glorious.

TOMORROW IS GOING TO BE JUST LIKE CHRISTMAS MORNING! So excited right now.

Ugh, it's unbearable how funny and good-looking Paul Rudd is. He is exactly my cup/pot/vat of tea.

Here in the northern tundra, we go 6+ months a year never pulling our pants all the way down to crap. I mean, they're off our butts. But I definitely keep mine up over my knees like that. Because bathrooms are COLD.

Oh man, I would have totally told the wife. If I was the wife, I'd want to be told. Although it sounds like she mostly already knew something was going down.

Okay, I'm probably going to get lost in the grays, but here's one of the spookiest things that ever happened to me:

This is by far the creepiest and most believable to me. Winner in my book. I am going to have the heebie jeebies all day now, thanks.

EXACTLY!

Here in WI, both UW-Madison and UW-Milwaukee have real police departments. Probably other campuses around the state do as well; I was surprised to see it implied that other campus PDs aren't real. Shouldn't it be illegal to call them "police" then?

That is terrible advice. I say that as a person who has actually gone through a divorce. It WILL get thrown back in your face if/when you divorce.

Honestly, just elope. Weddings are such a godawful racket for everyone involved. And I say that as someone who had one.