$12 an hour where I live would be chump change too. I could barely make ends meet on that when I was single & renting a 1-bedroom on the cheaper end of the housing spectrum. Savings were out of the question.

"If they get $15 an hour, that will be $3 more than I make at the museum." You mean, the above-minimum wage job you work part-time to pad your resume, while your wealthy parents completely finance your lifestyle and prohibitively expensive "education?" Wow, your life must be stressful.

If this was a reference to the NutriGrain commercial, I love you forever.

This wasn't revenge, tho. He just is that much of a creep and he got a thrill out of it.

urine is only sterile while it is inside your bladder. It's actually a great medium for germs to grow in and it begins to pick up germs almost immediately during urination while it makes its way to the outside of your body.

They didn't have the funds yet to pay for the hospital stay & treatment—they had to sell the home quickly first.

True story, my baby gave the middle finger during an ultrasound. It was right after my grandmother said, "I wonder if she can hear us!"

I was climbing over a fence once and lost my balance and fell really hard, full on my labia majora. It was like you describe—seeing stars/vision loss, crying, nausea, INTENSE pain that didn't go away, inability to walk. I had to lie in bed with an icepack between my legs, couldn't sit, couldn't drive. And then it was…

A fire. Go die in one.

"Oh, boo-fucking-hoo. Sanctions are what happen when you're culpable in the deaths of 298 civilians, you jackass."

The accepted way to train your cat not to bite/claw at you is to immediately end your attention, get up, walk away, and go to a different room. They soon learn that aggressive behavior gets them the exact opposite of attention from you. Hitting them won't convince them you're dominant, it just pisses them off.

Hermione Granger.

I just turned 30, but I've been drinking my coffee black for at least the last 5-6 years.

My boyfriend's ex had long red hair (I'm a blonde). For the first 6 months or so of our relationship, I would find red hairs everywhere in his clothing, sheets, luggage, etc. It was awkward.

The invisible hand of the free market, out there making things work for the betterment of mankind.

Jesus.

He doesn't have opinions; he's dead now.

yum...

Not a flower girl, but my sister and I went to a Catholic wedding with our parents and grandparents. It was a long ceremony, and eventually the bag of M&M's they were feeding us in the pew wasn't enough to keep my sister fully distracted. She started looking around at the decorations, and eventually gasped and pointed…

Being allowed into the henhouse generally makes them quite mean and territorial.