Ahahaha, I'm actually excited. I'm jobless, so the piddly money they'd pay me would actually be a GOOD thing. Plus, it's my civic duty! Part of being a citizen! FOR GREAT JUSTICE! :D

YEAH!

I'VE SEEN THAT ONE!

IT JUST WANTS TO HUG YOUR FINGERS, NOT EAT THEM.

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHMAHGAHD WHERE'S MY JURY DUTY SLIP SO I CAN SEE IF I HAVE JURY DUTY TO GO TO TOMORROW???????????

Rest assured that if aliens exist, any who visit Earth are probably anthropologists and not interested in world domination. We're not advanced enough for world domination.

I VOTE FOR YOU FOR PRESIDENT!

ACCEPTABLE!

BUT IT'S CUTE.

Yes! We talked about dawah and how to properly give people advice. :) And food. There was glorious food.

Yeah, I've got no patience for guys like that.

You're welcome! And I agree - we all need more sloths. Except for people who are afraid of them or don't like them. They need mental help. :P

Sorry; you promote people by replying to them. At the end f his post, you see it says "empytmovement approved this comment"? It means you promoted it. For pinks, it makes them visible to everyone and lets that commenter join that thread's discussion. Enough promotions makes them grey and visible to everyone, then the…

I WANT TO DO THAT, TOO. :D :D :D

You'll be happy to lose them to this one.

I have a friend over! She and roommate and I are having a super-study group. BECAUSE WE ROCK.

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I like, so far, that the "messages" are just there. They're not in your face like Saturday morning cartoons are (or were, because I'm old).

But this one loves you! :D Hug it! HUG THE SLOTH!

Groupthink is Jezebel's off-topic forum for anything. Clashtalk is the haven for the Gawkerites who lost their open forum when Denton's insanity happened. Their Groupthink was called Crosstalk, and since they "clashed" with Jezebel, well, it's punny.