The velociraptor will probably eat them first in order to lull you into a fasle sense of security. STAY VIGILANT!

Hmm. That;s odd for me - my "alone time" consists of being in my room with other people in the house. If I'm alone-alone and know it, it freaks me out. I was fine living on my own, but if other people share the same space, if they're not there when I expect them to be, I'm all "Graaaaaaa the velociraptors are gonna…

Because it was really HER fault, because she works in a bakery and isn't raising ten kids at home, and women and menstruation and go ask Ann, already, how do you expect MITT ROMNEY to know about women?! Sheesh.

I'd open up a bakery just to have the Obamas over if this would happen.

Oh, the puppy. I cuddled the kitty. The puppy won't let me near her - unless it's on her terms. But her mommy cuddles her on a regular basis, so no fear!

Yeah, violent cuddles are only kosher with a safeword. :D

Yeah. She barks and barks and barks and BARKS, but her tail's wagging and she doesn't understand that that's NOT how you make friends. Then, when she gets scratched, she thinks it's out of love.

Me, too! She also convinced him to take Midol for particularly bad stomach cramps, after nothing else worked. The Midol did the trick!

That's just what Wikipedia said. The terms may be used interchangeably in the colloquial sense. :)

Probably the former. She loves pretty much everything, but she shows that love by being really aggressive.

Oh, you're Shi'a! Yaaaaaaay! :D A Shi'a lady was praying at my mosque a month or so ago - I only noticed because she had the stone she was putting her forehead on. It made me love my mosque even more than I already do. I wanted to hug her and say, "You're Shi'a and I love you because you're Shi'a!", but I think she…

Ritually impure just means you're not supposed to pray or touch Arabic-only Qur'ans. Being ritually impure doesn't make you a bad person. Heck, sleeping negates your ritual purity. It's easy to get ritually clean, too - you either wash up in a certain manner, or, in regards to sex and menstruation, you take a…

They look like dumplings to me, actually.

Couldn't one person hang out in the living room and the other in the bedroom? I'm sure most people don't live in one-room apartments where everything - bed, bad, kitchen - is in the same space.

I see what you did, there.

Ovaries. You're thinking ovaries.

That's amazing. Thank you for posting it.

Why can't the government make ads like this THESE days?

Thank you for this information. :)

The medical field isn't just "slightly different" than working at a law firm - it's VERY different. It involves strangers looking at and handling your body - something which you ought to be COMPLETELY comfortable with them doing, because it's YOUR BODY. If a woman's not comfortable with a man touching her, or if a…