Too soon.

What if farts weren't audible, but instead came with a small visual cue instead? Let's say, for the sake of example, a small lock of your hair stands up for a second and them falls back in place. Would more guys shave their heads so as to fart with impunity? Will women forsake long hairstyles? Bear in mind that farts…

By the way, did the anchors slip up at the end and admit an affair?

Thanks to the advanced onset of Parkinson's and their failure to understand how to use the remote's safety straps, many of these seniors hit their Zeniths several times during a game.

"Rap snitches / telling all they business / sit in the court / and be they own star witness / 'Do you see the perpetrator?' / 'Yeah I'm right here!' / fuck around, get the whole label sent up for years" — MF DOOM / MF GRIMM, Rap Snitch Knishes

Hey, it's fitting. If Hernandez beats his case he could also end up a Lion as well.

Man, what's it going to take for some people to believe he is scum, a picture of Hernandez reading a book at a baseball game?

I too stand behind Aaron Hernandez. I certainly don't want him to see me.

How can we be sure the pitchers didn't make six funny comments?

Asked for an autograph. Got a Scottie Pippen signature ass-kicking.

When asked if he was worried when he overshot the green, Stefani replied "I had No Doubt that the ball would roll back."

Boooo. Olives are delicious on pizza, sandwiches, and by themselves. At least, I like them in all those ways. But this wouldn't be an entertaining argument if I was reasonable. So pretend I said something drastic here, instead.

Animal Crossing: Path of the Warrior; A Journey Written in Blood - The Novel (The Film) OST

The best part is the fat guy in the white shirt who "accidentally" falls down trying to run after the cart about 5 seconds into the gif. Anything to get out of having to run...