Arnold Palmer died in Pittsburgh, Pa. today, according to Golfweek. He was +15.

in memoriam, all flags will be flown at half mast\half lemonade.

Oh, come on. My crippling alcoholism is a fine religion, if you ask me.

If this is what your religion teaches / preaches, your religion sucks.

Title Nein

The Consumption Assumption

Thank you TB! Next chapter

What in god’s name are you blabbing about?

The Schilling meme slayed me. I died laughing. My ghost is typing this before it descends to Hell. Soon I’ll be partying with Harambe. Wait, he’s in Ape Hell. Is that a separate place? I guess I’ll find out.

Ball game!
Endzone is the goal, folks.
Never want to stop watching, it’s so captivating.
God DAMNIT I love me some football.
Here’s to all my football loving compatriots! *Raises glass*
Also, go Giants!
Zukka is what they call me, around these parts.
In case anybody was curious.

Somewhere, Phil Kessel is rolling in his gravy.

It’s a disgrace after all he’s been through how the rest of the Weasleys refuse to communicate with him.

he is “older and less emotional”

I hope he’s the real deal, sometimes US fans make much adu about nothing.

Didn’t Ortiz do steroids?

16. Did the man raping you suffer a season-ending injury three minutes into the rape?

What’s that mean?

Please stop interfering in our attempts to be offended on someone else’s behalf. If you keep this up, we’ll have to post something in the comments about how we were just “putting this out there” and you “shouldn’t read anything into” this.

I’m straight, but I’d still like to play goalie for the Gold Star Lesbians.

Wow really surprised of all people to take responsibility it would be the folks at Shirk Photography.