Can’t

dude it’s right there

They say Pierre-Paul may seek as many as seven digits.

He kept the bad blood flowing between them for so long that she only learned about his death from news reports

I guess God was just venti his anger!

Well, I haven’t fought one person for so long. I’ve been specialized in groups, battling gangs for local charities, that kind of thing.

As an Olympic swimmer, Lochte has called the experience, “The second most painful Brazilian of my life,”

When Kobe Bryant, hardly a paragon of virtue, settled with his victim, he issued a public apology that saw him saying that, while he truly believed the encounter was consensual, after listening to her testimony he understood how she felt that it was not. While that is not entirely satisfying and I’m not sure how both…

The issue is that what counts as rape often times will not hold up in court. You may not have identified what happened to you as rape but so many women come away from situations like this feeling completely violated and raped. It’s such a difficult situation and I think that if the parties involved only knew how to…

Damn man, opinions like that are why you didn’t get elected President.

more like Leonidas of ‘Roids.

“Typical. A little late tackling the O-ring problem.”

there you go again with that #allbearsmatter bullshit

It sure says a lot that despite the fact that her cousin murdered his dad with a light saber, she’s still regarded as the biggest asshole in the entire family.

Got them the 2009 WS though, so it wasn’t that bad of a deal. They’re the Yankees. They can afford it.

If the Yankees really wanted to play hardball they wouldn’t let A-Rod look in the mirror.

-Vice President of Ultimate Frisbee

Sort of makes you ask yourself what that kind of stat is actually good for?

- New York Times, November 10, 1975

Well, now you're never going to have to worry about him moving.