The USMNT lost 1-0 against one of the best teams in the tournament. Worse teams than us have advanced. Enjoy it and quit pissing in my Cheerios.

Anyone complaining how they got through can get bent. Fuck it they drew the toughest group. Beat a longstanding hurdle, came within seconds of a great victory and appeared to be running on fumes in this game and still gave a great effort. Fuck all the haters about backing in. They made it. In the words of Ice Cube:…

GOD HOW I HATE PATRICK BEVERLEY

UUUUGH Come on. When did this suddenly become a political battle? Can't we have some friendly, non-violent, country-on-country rivalry?

I love you.

No one wants you here, continue being poor in whatever 3rd world shithole you currently reside USA USA

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Wut? I've been criticizing the USA's performance.

Seeing all the disappointment expressed by the Game actually makes me glad Twitter didn't exist when I was growing up.

She's a better open-wheel driver than a stock car driver, in my opinion. And I think her results bear that out. Everyone seems to hate her because of the media attention she gets while being a mid-pack Cup driver at best. It has nothing to do with any lack of skill (and it should never, ever go un-stated when someone…

"THAT'S IT SON! I AM SICK AND TIRED OF CLEANING UP YOUR GODDAMN LEGOS! IT'S HIGH TIME YOU HAD A TIME OUT!

More like Caroline Woznotexpectingthat!!!!11!

Federer, playing days after his wife gave birth to twins

Are you going to admit that you didn't read the whole comment or are you going to pretend that didn't happen?

How bout a bill that allows you to provide or deny service to anyone for any reason. You know, a bill that let's you run a business.

that burn-proof vault of yellowing secrets