Goodell: Dammit, I wanted to keep this under wraps until the end of the season, but now I have no choice but to act. [hands Aldon Amith the NFL's Self-Defensive Player Of The Year Trophy]

Dude, that's so weird. I heard a comedian do a bit just like this once! Great minds, amirite!?

I left WilliamShatnerPants out because his comment was HILARIOUS. Sometimes you just have to take a step back and applaud a true comedic genius, you know?

The real headline here should be "TheCaptainsTubing Shits All Over Deadspin Comments Section By Not Even Attempting To Be Funny."

In order to make her laugh, though, you need to make jokes. Kind of like the Deadspin comments section. 0-2, Artichoke. 0-2.

+1

Isn't it similar to how players in football or basketball will yell "let's go" as a method of pumping themselves or their teammates up? This just seems like the non-American English speaking way of conveying that.

Say Alex Rodriguez helps the Yankees get into the playoffs, and wins World Series MVP. How do people react to him, both Yankees fans and otherwise?

With the debate over paying college athletes raging on and on each day, the thought of people receiving a service or good (in that case, education) for their work instead of money led me to wonder: if you could get paid in anything other than money to do what you do for the rest of your life, what would you choose?

Yeah, thanks for the tip. I'm still screwed if the weather gets bad, though. I'm stuck right in the middle of SharkNado alley.

Well done. +1

(camera pans to First Take set)

This obviously violates the call for alternative names for the guy, but am I the only one who thinks he looks kind of like the Papa John's guy in the above photo?

But what about his hair?

That was easy.

Thinas went south for the couple when Amy decided that, while fundamentally sound, Tim was just too boring in the bedroom.

HFTE brought me to this. I had never seen it before. I hadn't lived until this very moment. +1.

God that Man City video makes me cry like a baby every time I see it.

I thought Mike Rice coached younger girls.

I could only imagine how much fun that was for you guys. If we can just keep it within 20 I will be equally elated.