I just fear that the bigger Deadspin gets, the more of that we'll see. And not just at night. It's legitimately terrifying that for every IMG. No, bad example...Bring Back Anthony Mason there is there will be some cretin who spews shit like that. Hoping it doesn't get to that point but it very well might.

PEOPLE ARE STILL ARGUING ABOUT THE MERITS OF THIS FUCKING FOUL BALL ON DEADSPIN IN A SERIOUS FASHION.

Sorry to get all meta and shit on here, but are people actually fucking debating whether or not adults should have given up the ball to that kid? Who gives a fuck. Is this Yahoo! now?

+1 pocket square that matches the socks

Deion Sanders' Estranged Wife's Mug Shot

Wait a minute, I know we've had some pretty solid America East discussions in the past, but how close to Albany are you? This world isn't as big as previously thought!

Yup. New York Post is onto it. RIP Dick Clark.

TMZ (I know) just reported that Dick Clark is dead. Hope that isn't true.

HOLY FUCK CHELSEA. How are they doing this!?!?!? Just absorbing blows from Barca and using one of their few chances to perfection.

If Chelsea are able to keep this one scoreless going into the half, they will find a way to win on some typical 2011-2012 EPL dive in the box late. Mark my words.

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+1. Splendid

Reporter: So Coach, you lose your entire starting lineup this year, and need to rely once again on a top notch recruiting class. Isn't it just easier to keep guys around for four years?

"Grandpa, Deadspin doesn't have stars. Stop trying to act cool."

Shit, I just thought of the worst part of the commenting changes, one that might drive me away for good (not that I'm going to pretend that the artist formerly known as Chad BROchocinco leaving will alter things in any way).

Absolutely brilliant. Whenever you remember where you were when you read a particularly great comment, you know it was priceless.

[deadspin.com]

Obscure Simpsons Reference dropped the best comment I have ever seen today.

UPDATE: All of Deadspin's stars, once relevant and useful, set to finish their careers with Miami Heat, citing that they want one last shot at that elusive championship ring.

Anytime you can go see a guy possibly get killed, you have to do it. Go to the baseball game.