Anchorman 2 DUAN:

Union College is going to rail everyone in the Frozen Four. Prepare yourself.

This is utterly ridiculous. Does anybody beat Kentucky the rest of the way?

Lost in all of this is the fact that someone out there thinks that people still use Internet Explorer.

I'm sure he won't be offended. I certainly am not out to offend one specific person. But after seeing dumb shit like the [ESPN.com] message boards last night and today, it's ridiculous. She's a girl who can dunk. Big deal.

Britney Griner DUAN:

My favorite was the part where he got called a "num skull."

I'm with Cheap Beer on this one. Look at the people vigorously agreeing with Goodell's decision, especially the ones Drew made reference to. They're from SI (who, without the NFL, would be stuck talking about baseball all summer and fall, which way fewer people care about), FOX (who needs the NFL to avoid a barren…

Oh, it wasn't him at all. I was talking about how great they looked and got really psyched about their chances at reaching the Final Four when I saw they were paired with Kentucky, similarly to WVU when they got to the FF. Entirely my fault, but I sold myself early on them.

I nailed the VCU, USF, and NC State games. Naturally the Missouri Tigers decided to end my chances at winning anything, but I have been pretty accurate so far. With that said, the world is going to end without me getting another crack at a bracket, and I am pissed.

Just throwing it out there: Murray State is going to win this game.

The bracket is a sinister mistress, who will tarnish your hopes and dreams at the drop of a hat!

Hey, Scotchnaut, remember when we were talking about how awesome Mizzou was when they were up huge on Kansas (they later blew the game)? Well, that may have inspired me to take them to win it all. Fuck March.

Great to hear that he is breathing.

I apologize, I'm from New York and am used to the worst that the Bleacher Creatures can dish out. Didn't mean to start an argument or anything. Definitely not what this is about.

That is simply horrifying. Kudos to those fans at White Hart Lane for showing nothing but support for Muamba. If this had happened in America, I would assume the reaction would have been much more negative. Hopefully he pulls through.

Best part of that UPS logistics commercial featuring the Laettner shot? The fact that every dipshit analyst ever makes a bigger deal about the pass than the shot. Don't worry, nobody forgets about the pass.

Yeah, I did not like the dunking when the game was out of hand. At least SDSU was playing along towards the end with the self pass off of the backboard. Didn't appear to bother them.

Vermont is going to beat North Carolina. Be ready.

Those stupid kids who drove over 900 miles to get a Dorito taco must have been really bummed when the high wore off before they made it to Taco Bell.