I'd like to...but I don't have a gun.

No.

AllYourBase: You will never be approved. Ever. Problem solved.

Te-trolling.

So the turnover on the helmet to helmet hit on Pierre Thomas ended up costing the Saints the game...good job NFL.

The NFL cares about the safety and long term health of its players.*

I thought leading with the helmet was against the rules.

I just assumed that all dolphins were one or the other. I didn't even bother to try and figure out how you type with a dorsal fin, though.

1. I'm sorry for turning every night's DUAN into an NBA chatroom over the last few nights.

One day. One day.

The Bulls are falling apart. But Rose is so much better than anyone out there.

After that preposterous flop at the end of the first quarter, he should shut his mouth about getting called for a charge in the second.

@ronanwoodhouse (there is zero fucking chance that I'm approving you for that)

Yeah. I am a staunch LeBron supporter, but I would have someone that went on a rant like that tranquilized if I were in charge of them.

Their offense is completely perimeter based at this point. Jermaine O'Neal is a piece of the puzzle inside if that's any indication.

There is a special circle in hell for Gawker and its commenters. Here humor is not only rewarded, but expected. There, it is reprimanded. Fun.

I think the under is a great play. The Bulls are such a defensive oriented team that I am less surprised when they hold teams below 75 than when they allow 95.

NDA (National DU!AN Association):

[cums]

@Homeless