They should just make this whole thing official and trade their next three first round picks for DeMarcus Cousins.

I think the majority of the blame has to go to Walsh. He brings in a bunch of guys whose style directly contradict that of the coach of the team, yet it's a surprise that the team is underachieving and was a .500 team post-Carmelo last year. Hmm.

If that ever happened, I would quit Deadspin.

Between the back to back to back games and the league deciding to put all of the TV friendly teams against each other for the three repeat non-conference games, it looks like the old teams like them are going to be in for some pain.

I am eagerly awaiting the inevitable Kobe injury. He is going to run himself into the ground trying to put this otherwise average team on his aging back (and wrist).

They are going to need a great matchup. Any unathletic, small team is a team that they can handle. I'd say that a team like Dallas or San Antonio would be a dream matchup for them.

The Clippers are the best mediocre team in the league. They are so much fun.

To all of you funny people:

"+1s are for the unwashed masses. OH, BANHAMMER!"

Where is the love for Sunderland's two gorgeous goals from today's win at Wigan?

So, basically you're extrapolating what a few people think and applying it unilaterally to an entire group of people? OK...

Mel Kiper's 2012 COTY Big Board DUAN:

By now you've likely recovered from the family-filled, merriment-choked, productivity-free nightmare of December and are ready to return to the cozy, productivity-free familiarity of misery and isolation.

It was a lot of fun to say the least. Despite the fact that Matt Schaub and Andre Johnson can both go fall asleep in a fire pit.

Tell me about it. Leaving Dream Theater for Avenged Sevenfold? Fucking troll.

At some point teams are just going to play him the same way they play Rondo in the NBA. Stand ten feet off of him and let him miss jump shots. Peyton Siva is a poor jump shooter, which is his only issue, but a big one at that.

I'm originally from Orange County, just a little ways south of Albany. I had played in a couple of basketball tournaments up there in high school, so I was able to tour the campus (love it), and Giants training camp is right on campus. Couldn't resist. My priorities are not very good.

College Basketball DUAN:

The ones where you have to name the entire NCAA Tournament field from a recent year are my favorites. The sports quizzes are a blast.

So do we just keep refreshing the page and voting YES for AJ until he reaches the magical 75%? I feel like that would be the way to go in this situation.