It's a damn good thing that the Jets won tonight. Saved the world from a lot of crash and burn jokes at a bad time.

Todd Haley was so hungover from pounding Four Lokos last night, brah. So his gameplan has been to have Matt Cassell throw the way he rolls: mad deep.

Matt Forte is playing really well right now. Catching passes out of the backfield really seems like his...um, what is the word I'm looking for...strong point.

[puts foot in mouth]

At least Matt Schaub didn't wait a week or two to let me know that my Schaub-Johnson pairing is going to fail miserably in the DUAN League.

P.S. - Brent, why do you keep calling Brian Kelly by only his first name? He's the head coach at Notre Dame, not my stepdad.

Djokovic has some MOVES!

I guess, but when he was just staring around the arena in the most Cutler-esque fashion imaginable, I couldn't help but wish ill upon him. Now I want to see him win and mock more people. Both tennis and I are quite fickle.

Is it bad that I kind of wanted to see Djokovic lose right there, only because he was a lock to punch a fan?

I get that being rooted against by an entire stadium of people is probably a terrible feeling, I really do. But when you're the number one player in the world, don't you stop caring about that and focus on not letting that crowd, and the excellent player standing opposite you, from wearing you down? Jesus.

@lawrencetimmons some guy tried to pick me up at the bar last night, called LaDanian LT. I was like NOPE! he still ushered me into bathroom

I've instant downloaded the day of, a few days before. Pretty much whenever the price becomes right.

The key is to wait until right before the game to buy from there, right when the price drops. Saw both the Miami Heat and Celtics play the Nets this year for $5 a ticket, and saw the Yankees host Toronto for $1.25 each.

Rebecca Lobo?

Two words: Tony. Plush.

Does Lane Kiffin bet against USC before going for two all the time and going for unnecessary fourth downs? Because he's doing a great job of giving off that impression.

Can't rush perfection.

Good to hear. I am either going to finish first or last after handcuffing Matt Schaub to Andre Johnson. A destitute man's Culpepper/Moss.

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