EPL DUAN:

By the way, message me with any rules that deviate from the default so I can make the Uwe's Basement Division exactly the same as what everyone else has.

Can we name each of the leagues that are making up this massive league either after a Deadspin meme or some other memorable way to name them as divisions?

The ones that didn't give a shit about whether or not you were 21 all got shut down before I was even 18 (started school at 17), which was the only number they ever bothered to check for. It was at that point that I decided that finding ways to get handles of anything was a better idea, anyway.

I can certainly do that.

Now THAT is some good inside information. Gives me an excuse to double my consumption! Do they serve the same shit they do elsewhere? Such as shots of Patron?

As a SUNY Albany student, if I don't wake up with a hangover every morning, I have failed on this trip.

International Travel DUAN:

Is this at all related to the league that Cyrus and Vodkanaut were trying to set up?

What about multiple leagues with the same point systems, highest points at the end of the season wins?

There's no way Nyjer Morgan doesn't win this game for the Brewers, then break into another ridiculous interview, right?

I think Scioscia was just surprised that a minority was allowed on the field.

Streetball DUAN:

+1 bag of oranges

After his death, Adolf Hitler was posthumously awarded the Golden Reich Award.

WHEN I WAS KID WE ATE WOOD AND ROCKS!

Thanks, I did nothing to deserve it. Unless the golden rule was changed from "be funny" to "vaguely know how to decipher decimal code."

The 90s Are All DUAN:

Mine was easily the one where the guy performs a drunk toast, then has to shit, does so in a garbage can, gets stuck in the garbage can, rolls down a hill, and cracks his skull. Too good.

Ryan also thought of having his stomach tattooed to be a scale replica of the Sistine Chapel's ceiling.