People say that kale is food, but in my experience it is the plant equivalent of eating boot leather.

We actually cleaned out a car my mom had and found a french fry in the back seat. No one had ridden in the backseat except me, when I was smaller, like 4, 5 YEARS before, and that fry was as golden and crunchy looking as the day it fell down.

Shut your mouth! Fried okra is deeeeeelicious.

Anyone who has ever found a wayward french fry under a seat while cleaning out their car knows that McDonald's food does not rot. We're onto you, McDonald's!

"Women's magazine?" If a regular "women's magazine" had pure espionage, tales of disguise, seduction, and secretly radical social justice, hell motherfucker yeah I'd read that shit.

They are following the form of a do-rag but not the function. That was my objection. If you are going to call it a do-rag it needs to do what it is supposed to do which is protect your do.

This shit will fuck up a do.

It would probably just help sweat them out. Foolishness.

THIS PIECE OF SHIT IS NOT GOING TO KEEP YOUR EDGES LAID.

Like, an extremely ugly hat. I think they've set a new low here. And it looks like a tie in the back? Just, what?

A "do rag" is to protect your hair-do. This is not protecting anything it is just an ugly hat.

It may be the least of the problems with this du rag, but...Nightwalker?!?

The fact the RE movies turned into a Mary Sue wankfest makes me want to not watch this series.

She's...12, for fuck's sake!!! Don't grammar Nazi someone who is not yet in college.

Nay... BALLER.

That was THE finest burn since Chicago 1871. And that signoff was a flawless mic drop! Hire this girl forthwith, give her a corner office and a personal masseur.

I cannot wait for the tone deaf response from Dick's. Prove me wrong, Dick's. Dick's.

This to me is the most important thing he said. SOOOO many white people think that black people exaggerate or "make up" police harassment. Or think that somehow it's "deserved" because of the high number of black criminals. Which is such bullshit.