I would prefer yogurt to white chocolate any day of the week because white chocolate is the goddamn devil.

I used to eat my house rabbit's yogurt drops. They were dee-licious.

Is the ranch dressing served in a monogrammed coffee thermos by an aggressive Italian waiter who wants to eat all your bread unless the Russian patriarch can save it first?

Agreed. I nope-octopused out as soon as her name was announced. Can you imagine how awesome this movie would have been with Audra McDonald?!!

Ok, but if I want an abortion and the father of my fetus doesn't ... does he have to pay me for rental of my uterus and/or body? Is he legally liable for my healthcare costs? Which one of us gets custody of the child? I'm assuming he pays for childcare in full, since he made sure that there was a child to care for.…

""Just like any rape, you have to report it, and you have to prove it," he told her. "So you couldn't just go and say, 'Oh yeah, I was raped,' and get an abortion. It has to be a legitimate rape."

A horde of fraternity and sorority people who never grew up after college, dressing up in Santa suits, getting blackout drunk, power-washing the streets in piss and vomit, and generally being a worse "annoyance" than any protester could even dream of being.

You are too kind. I don't think she looks like she votes at all.

Thank god she didn't defend freedom of speech and women's rights, while looking ugly. I HATE that.

Pfft. My furbabies are TOTALLY my babies, and I will never apologize for rescuing helpless creatures who already existed instead of opting to create a new human being. But if there's a heaven, damned straight pets are going there, so I do have to give him points for that one.

She-Ra likes to nap with my foot. Don't ask me why.

not so funny anymore, is it.

Never ate bread on the ship again.

Maybe I will come to your country and fuck all your bread!

I went to a Big 12 school, so fraternities and sororities were huge. I just....don't understand them. Sure, it's a place to make friends, but basically all of college is a place to make friends. The "community service" aspect that people throw around doesn't make sense either, IMO - just go volunteer?? Idk, maybe I'm…

Your dick is small ya ya ya

I get to not deal with children AND be lazier? WIN.

If diminished productivity is the downside of remaining childless, I accept.