Right, that's why he's exchanging texts with a teenager.

HER NAME... HER NAME IS TOLFREE. TOLL FREE. THIS IS A STORY ABOUT A PHONE, AND THE PERSON'S NAME IS TOLL FREE.

Seriously? It's the "Jr." that gets me. You mean is father's name is Lancelot Supersad as well?! Holy shit.

I just do not how to get there from here.

Tim, you didn't even need to give that much of an apology. It's great that you wanted to be considerate and express some regret, but I hope you weren't pressured to do it. You weren't out of line.

Can I be your lawyer?*

I recently finished creating what I am referring to as the Helen Roper Memorial Beach and Pool Caftan. It's a pretty simple little number, but the fabric is a gorgeous Pucci-esque printed silk charmeuse. I'm happy with it, with one caveat: Should I ever have the great good fortune to be clad in the HRMBaPC and…

Also: why did the stylist choose to put that hat on a post? Did the post look unfashionable with a bare head?

DRUNK MELLIE SPINOFF!!! YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAS

Spiders are the least terrifying type of animal in your country.

I read this story off of a reddit link, and a lot of people also came to her defense in keeping the car. The fact is, a known vehicle with a known maintenance history is a relatively smart decision over selling and getting a possible clunker. Controlling risk is just as important as controlling finances.

I can't wait for Size 007: for the deadly, debonair debutante.

"Well, you never know. I'm a very important person. I sell monogrammed coffee thermoses."

This cheesecake might be a bargain at $12. A Wegman's marble cheesecake costs $22. And obviously, this is half of a storebought cheesecake, so that's $11 per slice. (Does Sara Lee make one? If so, it's probably really frozen Sara Lee cheesecake.) A bag of potato chips is about $3.50 for the cheap brand and look at…

I must've gotten high and slept in the fryer...

oh i love chopping, its so therapeutic. I also love paper cutting with the big bladed machine. Whoosh, whoosh. chop chop chop.

They do want to cuddle...your insides with their mouths

Oh Lindy, dat kitteh!! It's like a weird monkey-cat raised on nothing but Benny Hill!

She should be playing Nefertiti in a movie.