From what I hear, vacations are better without kids. Since my toddler makes going to the restaurant an exercise of stress (because, no, you can't run around, no, you can't fling food or purposefully tip your cup over, yes, we will take you outside, get our food to go and go home if you have a tantrum, because you…

ALWAYS FLY BY DRAGON. IT IS HIGHLY RECOMMENDED.

Bullshit.

I must be getting old because my first thought upon seeing that picture of Jaden Smith was "If this was my wedding, I'd be pissed that there was some loudmouth tween strutting around in a Batman costume."

I am also a mosquito magnet, and I have a terrible reaction to bites - they look like someone shoved a ping pong ball under my skin (and that level of swelling can be really painful on joints, hands/feet, or your face), and itch so much that sometimes it makes me cry. The ONLY thing that has EVER worked is Deep Woods…

Hee, about five years ago, my then-boyfriend took me on a Valentine's Day trip to NYC and our hotel happened to be by American Girl Place. He was Australian and was unfamiliar with the brand, so he was completely unprepared by how happy and wigged out a trip to the store would make me.

It's not so much that dozens are left out... If, as the headline says, best songs "of all times", why are we missing everything older than 1975? Like, for instance, "The Addams Family" (snap, snap), or "The Courtship of Eddie's Father"? "My Three Sons". "Micky Mouse Club"?

Beautiful. Triumphant. "STAAAAAAAANNNNNNDING TALLLLLLLLLL!"

No Greatest American Hero?!?!?! Out of all the above you posted... this tops them all.

Where the hell is Three's Company?

I find this acceptable, because one of my bunnies is also an adorable little chubby monster. I will probably accuse him of being a fatty boombalatty, a chubby wubby, and other monikers (that are really only okay for rotund bunnies and not people) in the future.

Honestly, I don't think Lindy is overreacting here. I mean, disregarding someones privacy and turning their bodies into a game for you and your pals to get off on is only going to blossom into bad behavior later on. Teenage boys are horny, I was one I know, but I never felt the need to be a pervert towards my teachers…

Welp.

Buy your Coach (carefully) on Ebay. I have a pretty good collection of vintage Coach leather bags. Aim for vintage and before bidding get them authenticated here:

This might be the first Cavalli dress I've ever loved. It's also possible I'm biased towards Gong Li

We call our one year old baby the Hutt (not to his face). He's not overweight but he has jowls like Winston Churchill.

I call the rabbit a "fatty boombah latty" sometimes

My grandpa was always calling my mom a fatsy boombalatsy when she was little. I thought it was funny because by the time she told me the story she didn't seem especially scarred by it. But I was there when he told my pregnant aunt, "You look fat" and she shot back, "You look old."