Can we please refer to Jeffrey Hunter by his proper name? Star Trek Jesus.

I guess my friends and I were trendsetters when we were doing this in about 2008. There was definitely no empowering message behind it; it's just funny to make stupid faces. We posted them on Facebook because we knew that no one thought we actually looked like that. I'm pretty sure that the only people sharing ugly…

Not just mongrel, but subhuman mongrel. As if mongrel wasn't bad enough on its own, he had to embellish it with that extra little bit so we'd all know for sure he thinks of our President as 3/5 of a person.

Is anyone else more offended by subhuman than mongrel? Because I am.

But Barbie was an astronaut and a doctor and an executive and a figure skater and a ballerina! She should be raising her intelligence and getting all those degrees and hitting the ice/barre if she really wants to be like Barbie.

Hopefully this surge in interest will benefit better actresses. Halle is beautiful but her talent is minimal.

Halle Berry is lovely. She is stunning. But I do not think she is a phenomenal actress, and there are many other black actresses who I feel are better.

There is never a bad time to post this video...

In Soviet Russia, American idiot mansplains you!

YOU WILL PRY THEM OUT OF MY COLD DEAD HANDS. Turned shark week into shark day, no cramps, no headaches, and no babies. And now them sweet bitches is free.

No need to thank me, citizen.

I don't like Valentine's Day, so I just celebrate Halloween a second time. Mostly I'm just stuffing candy in my face and watching The Addams Family and the Nightmare Before Christmas, wishing I'll find my Jack or Gomez next year.

Obama's expression is absolutely fantastic. Who are these clowns and why are they in my Oval Office?

Obviously, I don't condone violence. But the image in my head of Barbara launching across the 20/20 desk to wrap her hands around Stossel's neck while Hugh Downs tries to pull her off is giving me a fit of giggles.

You know, I've sat in the first lecture for a class and gotten the distinct impression that spending two hours every week sitting there for the next four months would be overwhelming. I reacted by dropping those classes and quickly signing up for something that seemed more tolerable.

sigh To run away and spend a few years living in a pasty factory, and then go right back to your old life, fatter and happier. I just want to hold that dream in my head for a while.

You don't. You just hide them from your feed.

But that all changed after a male student followed her into the girls' bathroom on multiple occasions, charging that if she had the right to be in there, so did he.

This in a bar is a nightmare dystopia (for everyone else in the bar).