My husband planned our Barbados trip to coincide with VD in the States. I hate the holiday, and always have. We figured 1) it's cold where we live, so island, yay! and 2) it might not be as big there. It was only a month before the trip that we realized it would be super cheap and easy to get married there. He…

...I have to ask exactly how hot these chicken fingers were....

I bet he'd be all for the death penalty, too. They always seem to be.

I don't watch awards shows because I don't like them. So I honestly have to ask because I don't know - can they not just uninvite Kanye?

It feels nice. Honestly I think I popped it out and stuck it in the drawer with all of my others. I haven't even used it.

I HAD THE SAME THOUGHT!

I got that UD eyeshadow last week when I noticed it on sale, and am happily wearing Mildew today.

And this is why Coal is King in West Virginia. This right here.

...the fact that I might know people who voted for this disgusting piece of humanity bothers me.

She'd find a way.

No one else could pull off that outfit. How she does it is completely beyond me. Is there anything that lady can't wear?

Our house is full of pikachu! We have a pikachu rug, a pikachu toilet seat cover (that Malice LOVES), and a bookshelf full of pikachu and pokemon related toys/items. My husband worked for The Pokemon Company for several years, even.

My husband got some Warhammer figures to paint, and this happened (Malice still has this box).

They actually aren't bad for a celebrity brand. Also, you can find them at TJ Maxx for cheap. ;)

I was married in a pair of black Jessica Simpson platform pumps with grommets and corset lacing on the toes.

I am going to miss you so very, very much. But good luck! And much <3.

Hate on me all you want - I own ALL of the Haunted Beauty dolls.

I was in elementary school when I announced that, if I ever got married, it would be in black. Everyone told varying degrees of no. From "you can't do that," to "you don't really want that," to "you'll change your mind" and it was basically dismissed. Thirty years later I was married in black lace. I didn't ask…

I have interstitial cystitis. I go every twenty minutes some days. So going before and after isn't a problem, and has worked for me thus far. YMMV.

Same here. The head humping was adorable.