You know...skipping meals might be because they don't have enough to eat.

I am probably known as Chocolate Sprinkles Lady at every yogurt place I frequent. But you know, I don't get irate if I don't have enough. Because I know I'm a sprinkles nutcase.

I changed my first and last name when I married. I'd always hated my given first name and had talked about changing it for years. But everyone I knew talked about what a hassle it would be, etc. It actually wasn't. Some of my family members have been resistant to it, but I decided that anyone who didn't respect me…

I miss Camay. Can you still get it? I haven't seen any in a while, but it might be my area or the places I've been shopping.

I'm allergic to aloe, and I have disydrotic eczema. A friend who makes cremes made me two versions of a soothing cream for my feet - one with coconut oil, and one with mango butter. I like them both, but the coconut oil one smells fantastic and is so. very. soft. I was in the middle of an outbreak when she sent…

I never got the r3al story. It's possible he was an idiot and blundered out in front of the car. It's possible he was horsing around with some friends and was pushed (that happened a lot on Friday nights at our mall). It's also possible that someone did try to run over him because he pissed someone off.

I never got the whole story. So I don't know if he was just the type of idiot who walked out in front of cars, or if he approached the wrong girl and she/her parents/a sibling/a significant other mowed him down. But yeah...I won't say I didn't snicker over it.

When I was a teenager, an older boy walked up to me in the mall, took my hand, and asked me "hey sweetheart, where you boyfriend at?" I told him that I had had a boyfriend, but that I'd had to kill him. His eyes widened, and he walked away as one of his friends told him "I told you that one would be trouble."

Um...I think it looks absolutely stupid, and I always have. But I support their right to look like fools if they want.

It's DVD which is a butt pain. Though if it were on streaming, it would live in the queue forever and I'd watch it at odd times...

Husband Netflixed Golden Girls for me and we've been watching season 2 all evening. It wigs him out a bit that I remember the words to the Miami You've Got Style song.

I have never tried on a bathing suit before I bought it. That's probably why I don't look good in them...

Mid thirties, never seen it, don't care to. Though I can't imagine this Carrie Underwood thing was good enough to warrant any awards.

I can't even blame my pets. I have a bladder the size of a peanut...and it's easily irritated.

There are a lot of other cupcake places still somehow going strong; Crumbs going away means nothing. I hate frosting with a passion so cupcakes from anywhere are pointless to my way of thinking. But they're still stupidly popular in DC/NOVA. Cake Love, Red Velvet, Buzz, Georgetown...whatever. It's just more work…

It's going in my obituary: "And never once did she ever regret not having children. Not even for a moment."

As much as I despise Guy Fieri, that's how much I love that someone referenced Thundar the Barbarian in...well, anything really. I am old.

I don't care about Goopy. I just clicked on it because it's a Lindy article, and I knew it would be good. I wasn't disappointed.

If your offspring starts throwing a tantrum in the restaurant I'm eating in, yeah, I'm going to grimace. I might even scowl! But my face doesn't throw off death rays. I have to deal with your kid - you can deal with my facial expression.

When I was very little, I loved antebellum fashion. I wanted to wear corsets and pretty dresses like Scarlett O'Hara. And then I got old enough to learn that those pretty dresses were made with slave labor and what that really meant for the people who were forced to sew them, and launder them, and dress the rich…