This is dumb. Uncut men are no more likely to be denied sex (oral or otherwise) than short men, or hairy men, or men with big noses. Just as some guys aren't attracted to women with small boobs or a full bush and find those things offputting, so some women find uncut penis offputting. Given that there are just as…

I go bra-less on the reg and nobody gives me any attention for it no matter how many times I burst into a train car singing "MAMMARIES! ALL ALONE IN MY TANK TOP!" to the tune of "Memory" from Cats."

I hadn't give it a lot of thought, but I assumed Middle Eastern or perhaps Mediterranean.

I was the weird kid who thought bats were awesome and cute and who cried when the teacher killed one in the elementary school gym.

Coffee keeps me from killing other people...

I am totally going to make my own Pop-Tart ice cream sandwich one of these days. But I starred you because Punk gifs are win.

ME TOO! I will be old with you!

My mom also put Coke in my baby bottle when I was tiny. I didn't develop any health issues from it, but I've always assumed that was because I was DAMNED LUCKY and not because it's not a horrible thing to do. Because...it kind of is.

I gave up Coke in my mid twenties. It started tasting odd to me. I had always had a serious Coke habit, too. After I quit smoking almost four years ago, there was a couple of months where I did get the small bottles to drink with meals for a while...but it didn't last, thank goodness.

I hate pink. HATE pink. But since I loved taking stuff apart as a kid, my mom got me a pink tool kit. Whatever - the tools work just fine, and I use 'em. They're tools - I don't care what they look like.

My husband has no qualms about using a shower poof. And he calls it that. But he also uses Herbal Essences shampoo, fruity Bath and Bodyworks products, and women's shave gel (because he likes the smell better).

Since I moved to NOVA/DC, I've given up blowdrying my hair in the summer. I comb it out wet, put some product in it, and leave. It dries on the bus ride into work, and I just brush it and spray it when I get there. It felt really weird at first, but I got used to it really quick. Then I started noticing that other…

I never liked Dr. Pepper (that includes diet). But I do have to agree that, as diet sodas go, it's not as bad as some of them.

There is no way to look at that gif and NOT smile.

That is actually quite helpful. Thank you.

I have yet to come across a baby that I would describe as "cute" or "adorable." They all tend to look alike to me until they reach a certain age - wrinkly and lumpy and flaily. But then, I have absolutely ZERO interest in babies/children.

I was going to ask where I get the right kind of stickers to print on, but darned if they don't link you to some. How neat!

These things are disgusting. I'm not a health nut by any means - I love chocolate and desserts and have eaten my fair share of fast food. Even as a kid I loathed these things. I can't fathom why people eat them. But given where I'm from, I knew quite a few people who sincerely mourned their "demise." I hope…

I have a parasol.

That tuxedo jacket? I would totally put that on TOMORROW if I could.