I'm actually incredibly heartbroken right now. I grew up in Waco and left for New York at 18. My mom still lives there. My best friends live all over Texas. Women. Men who have women they love. Women and men I've known from childhood.

If Seth Meyers is engaged, I think the real question is...what will Stefon do?

Bigots don't deserve a pot full of delicious, melty cheeses that make the bad go away. They deserve a pot full of blood pudding and hair.

"They probably think they know how to fix a car, too"

And some people think that it's so simple and easy to go to college - it's not when you don't have the money or have to work several jobs just to keep up.

Sigh. This again. I have been doing tech work for almost 20 years. I am a reasonably attractive woman with a work ethic that could kill at least a small pony, if not the whole horse. I have worked on underwater robots, biotech, finance, web stuff, polyglot programming - you name it,I have done it . Well.

There are three vintages. The oldest, refined and tart, the newest, sweet but with a flavour profile that isn't quite as alive as you might want and the one in the middle which is just awful and nobody likes.

Sorry, your vote doesn't count. You were either only persuaded by the gifts that the sexy sailor costume promised you, or you are a communist, but either way, you are obviously not deserving of the right to vote in our great theocracy *ahem* democracy.

Yes. It seems to be, at its core, "how to fake being the kind of person others find worthy and interesting" instead of, y'know, "how to be/become the kind of person others find worthy and interesting." No matter how they dress it up, it's about inauthenticity and deceit, and that's not just a shitty way to get laid,…

The Lady and Sons is a fucking BUFFET restaurant. 'Nuff said. Fuck this racist old bitch. My grandparents, god or whatever rest their souls, were born on farms in the Deep South long before she was a gleam, and they marched on Selma, integrated medical care in small-town Tennessee, and campaigned for racial equality…

I'm not really keen on her comments or her subsequent apologies, the first of which involved denying the comments and the second of which she claims is after talking to the victim about it, cause that's a reasonable thing to do.

“I get it, believe me. But what’s hard for people to understand is that she didn’t mean it as racist. It sounds bad, but that’s not what’s in her heart. She’s just from another time.”

Only if the boy fetus is thinking about another boy fetus when he's doing it.

It has come to my attention that I, Chloë Sevigny, am being criticized for wearing jorts. I should point out that I was actually wearing a selvedge denim micro-hakama by my good friend Rei Kawakubo.

I'm not arguing with you Lindy, (fuck no!), but I would like to point something out to the quoted author. Those words that were originally feminine only (bitch, cunt) may now be used for men, but they're still essentially feminine. When you call a man that, you're suggesting that he's acting like a woman, and that…