Martin Short is obnoxious. Oh, you can do a funny voice? Hi LAR i ous!

Oh but she recanted so it never happened - if you read the comments by the dipshits at Gawker.

Why can’t men accept impotence as what it so very clearly is? God’s will for them.

truth

I don't get this. I've seen men do far more outrageous stuff at 'gatherings' and show up the next day all, "whatever."

Consent. It’s as simple as a cup of tea.

OK, you’re clearly enthusiastic and I was going to let this go, but I see you’re ejaculating all over the comments with this spunk so I can’t.

I need this to stop. I need these things to stop happening. Every time I read an article like this, I feel like I’m being crushed, so I turn away, I stop coming here for awhile, I stop reading. But I know the stories are still here, still happening, one after another after another, and these are just the crimes that…

A line I heard on NPR this morning, from a (dead serious) New Hampshire woman describing how they differ from Vermont denizens:

“I’m most afraid of the same as the last four years. Nothing in life is free, and that’s what really needs to be fixed here and in the whole country. The people are living off the system. The people that are coming in and we’re helping out more than we’re helping out our own. And school has to be fixed, we’re paying…

“Melted creamsicle”

I feel like I use these way too often here:

No, asshole you were the one that ruined your life and ended the life of a woman you were abusing.

SAME! Our charts actually look very similar, except my dot is maybe half a smidge to the right of yours.

Pretty horrible, but sums up what many Hilary supporters believe. Somehow because I’m a woman I should be voting for Hilary because she’s one as well. Or I’m sexist because I don’t vote for Hilary. Everyone wants to talk about BernieBros, but Clinton supporters are just as bad (if not worse) when it comes to these…

There’s a predatory element to this, no? The extremely specific age/height/weight requirements, the demand that interested women contact him directly, rather than having their managers or agencies do so... In addition to his obnoxious tone, this sets off all my “sketchy dude” warning bells.

It’s also frustrating because if an organization isn’t responsible for your actions outside of the scope of employment, then why are people fired for what they do off the job? Not that there aren’t terrible people doing awful crap who should probably be let go of anyway, but you can’t have it both ways.

Labrador Retriever Face. (LRF)

Personally, I like Resting Bitch Face. I’d take it any day over its alternative: Resting Grinning Idiot Face.