Dwight Hammond and his son Steven Hammond, the cattle ranchers who inspired the takeover of Oregon’s Malheur National Wildlife Refuge, have turned themselves into the police.

So much uggghhhh. Police have literally dropped bombs on black groups not even half this militant in my home city. The bombing of Osage avenue is an example of what happens to black groups who refuse compliance. The double standard is fucking disturbing. I’m sure these guys will get Wendy’s on the way to station.

Hell, it’s not even trickle down economics anymore. Apparently, you’re supposed to just be happy to be in the physical vicinity of that kind of money.

I grew boobs in elementary school. Something completely out of my control and was immediately called a slut by some of the parents at my school.

All I can see is Rat Rat screaming “Damn it James, you are NOT dying on me! You’re gonna make it!” But we all know James is fucking dead.

Ladies, if the guy you’re dating lists one of his hobbies as “militia”: DEALBREAKER.

Listen, the very notion that they’re genuinely “doing” anything is flattering to them. If they were serious about some sort of insurrection against government, they could—would—have picked virtually any other building in North America to start it. They don’t want a fight. They want to get interviewed on Fox News.

Everyone condemning me on social media must have some evidence beyond her word—they must know me in a way that I don’t know myself—they must know her personally and be 100% certain to “out” my name despite a single word from me.

I’m just going to leave this here for anyone that thinks she made it all up:

Whenever I see stories of child pornography, I’m always kind of baffled at the way we treat preteen girls as victims and vow to get justice, but once the girl hits puberty/is a teenager, she’s suddenly responsible for everything that happens to her and people automatically thinks she’s lying or that her body isn’t…

We do the same thing in Seattle by telling everyone it rains here all the time. So much rain, all the time, you pretty much have to swim to work 365.

All of this is residual karma. To quote the Wu: “Wu-Tang Clan ain’t nuthing ta fuck wit.”

Listen, what’s that sound? It’s the sound of Trump getting a boner over the thought of pulling off bullshit like this on a nationwide scale. Get out and vote people!

Women who test positive for drugs while pregnant, too. And domestic violence victims serving decades for “letting” their abusive partner harm or kill their children. The things we as a society demonize vs. the things we excuse or make light of are so fucking depressing.

As John Waters said, there’s good bad taste and bad bad taste.

I was just talking about this topic yesterday. Humor can be mean or gross or offensive sometimes. But being mean or gross or offensive is not humor in and of itself.