18...out of 36. Don’t get me wrong I’m glad he’s been found guilty at all. I had my doubts the jury would do the right thing . I know there’s some nuance here about why he was found guilty of only half of his charges that I’m probably missing. I just would’ve preferred to hear “guilty on ALL counts”. Still, watching…

Seeing people who have callously committed horrific acts on other people start to cry when forced to take (some) responsibility for their conduct always makes me hate them even more.

Plenty of old school patriarchs will argue that this is what happens when you put women in combat situations. Because men apparently aren’t capable of behaving responsible around women. And yet they think men are “superior” to women?

The military promotes this sort of group mentality, where you don’t rat on fellow members. Even though the statement of McGarity is pretty chickenshit, I also think he’s probably right. There are plenty of stories where people in the military who turn in others end up either getting discharged or “accidentally” killed…

I can’t describe anything that went on for a year as opportunistic.

Few can resist the vaginal gravity well. That’s why women should avoid congregating; it could create a world-destroying uterine singularity.

What, rslwn, your ladybits don’t feature an engraving of a map of downtown Seattle? Just me then.

a vagina is actually not a manhole. You can’t just fall into one.

Dr. Cox: “Look... First of all, it’s not like you tripped and fell into her... and then out of her... and then into her... again.”

Lisa and Tina Belcher should get together and hang, tbh.

Lisa Simpson, Girl Hamlet of Suburbia. <3 She is every misunderstood overlooked brainy middle child ever!

WHAT!!!!!

Such an unsettling feeling to hate someone and feel bad for them at the same time. I bet there’s a german word for it.

“I take the allegations with a side of skepticism”

I vote we change the word to “adultosauring”. It’s like adulting but with more trampling of Tokyo and atomic breath.

“low expectation ass muthafucka” is golden.

Whatever, man. This isn’t on me.

I find these cutesy verbing of nouns irksome as well. I don’t get bent out of shape over it, though. But yeah, I understand your feeling. Irksome to be sure.

As someone who is sort of 25 going on 12, I kind of read “adulting” as pointing to the dissonance between what we thought “adult” meant as kids, and what it ends up meaning once you get there....

Like in a lot of cases “adult” is a performance just like anything else. I have to attend a conference for my work this…