I have to admit, when I saw the photos last night, I did clutch my pearls a bit. Especially when Rihanna captioned the photo with the other women in hijabs "Bitch Stole My Look." When she did it with the penguins, it was cute. But not so funny at a mosque. Reminds me of the people taking selfies at tragic monuments.

Small mirror (for peering behind servers)

These guys must follow a template. My ex would do the exact same thing. Start classes, get loans, drop out. Get job interviews, decide last minute not to go because "meh, not what I want to do." He finally got a job, after I went through the process of looking for him. Then the ass had the audacity to complain that I…

Buy nice or buy twice.

I'm an archaeologist, so when I read "carrot dating" I thought it was just a new way to date historic organic material.

I don't know. I know when I was young I always dreamed that someday Mr. Perfect would show up on my doorstep with a charming smile and tank of gas, ready to sweep me off my feet.

I am literally signing up for this app right now. I want free stuff! Not joking.

Also, what is to keep me just from using this to scam people? I am 100% sure my boyfriend would totally be on board with me going on random, non-sexual dates with idiot misogynists if it got us a new Kitchen Aid mixer or something. If sexual favors aren't required, ima do this all the time.

I'm down for this site. My requirement: one month's rent for a 15-minute coffee date. Paid in advance. Touching limited to a handshake. I'll even split the coffee bill cuz I'm a modern woman.

I mean, that's what they're looking for, right?

If these guys are so stung by rejection from "beautiful women" (if they're so nice, why don't they work on finding "nice" women, too, instead of focusing on "beautiful women?"), isn't this app just setting them up for more rejection?

If women are like dogs, does that mean I can pee on this dude's shoes as a reasonable reaction to his app? That's what my ill-behaved dog does when he's mad.

I was going to say, "offering bribes doesn't mean you think women are like dogs," but then the guy actually says "women are like dogs" so I didn't say that in the end.

If I google image search "get laid haircut", this is one of the results. I'm not sure this cut would get me laid. Not even with my wife.

Combine unblinking eye contact with a crushing handshake and you have yourself a douchezilla.

I have bought SquareTrade coverage for my smartphones and tablets over the last few years. The fact that they cover "acts of idiocy" is fantastic. My wife dropped her iPhone in a pond and SquareTrade paid for a replacement the next day. I dropped my iPad just the right way on a tile floor and shattered the screen. …

Unless it's about rape?

I'm not a feminist, but I'd like to encourage everyone to treat women as equal members of society and provide them with exactly the same opportunities and rights that are available to men; all while fostering a society of mutual respect and freedom to exercise opinions and options.

This dude's recurring night terror:

Rock-hard vaginas? They're more common than you'd expect...

"unless you're a terrible person."
I like how you leave that option open.