Dude was SUPER DRUNK going frickin' 90 down a BUSWAY!!!!

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Heh, "Kitchen Boyfriend" made my effing night!

Lucky for me the shizz I drink does not give me hangovers...if anything, I feel more tolerant and loving of the human race the next day...Da Cap'n, he makes it happen...wether you want him to or not.

Yup, pretty much that.....Oh, 80's...I kinda miss you. My best friend and I did some pretty questionable and perverted shit as well.

If you right click and find the option to copy at current time-thingy, I can't exactly remember the option but it will take us right to that moment in the video.

Same here!

I did this a lot when I was 10.....don't ask.

My AWESOME younger Sis wore a gold outfit JUST LIKE THAT...she is a middle child and I expect the same perfectness (sans dress?) from my ONLY BOY!!!

I stole a AA battery for my beeper, yes, it was that long ago and I was not a drug dealer...

I sat in jail THE VERY DAY I had to take home BabySparkle3 b/c of a bench warrant that was 13 years old that I thought I took care of...

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Did his parents teach him anything valuable? Are they HOARDERS? These are the things I wish I would have known....

GODS, I looooooove attention.... how does it feel? Ever since I had my third I don't so much as get a beep or glance and I HATE IT!!!!

That' s great!! Last night I made my first ever double layer carrot cake and infused a shoulder ham with some guava to make AWESOME sandwiches on Pepper ridge farm bread...I like cooking.. .

TIL that FRAT can be used as an adjective..

I have been missing SNL b/c I have been trying to slosh out my feelings...how WAS Sofia, anyway?

I'm sorry, I am Big Banging it recently and that pic reminds me of Leonard Hoffstdernjfklhdjfghlfj...Also, this Saturday evening, Pre-Easter BULLSHIT is DEFINITELY NOT what I had pictured in my frontal lobe...shit is fucked...Why even celebrate Easter, Christmas and what not if you don't even believe in God?!?!?!

Made me giggle... I am currently trying my very first triple layer carrot cake. Had to ask a neighbor for an electric mixer to shikaff the frosting. Also on the level I'm not "supposed to be on" even though I was not the one to have claimed to have seen U.F.O's last night.

I have the unfortunate luck of being forced to live with my Mother due to financial/health issues. How are they gonna talk shit about the little bit of drinky poo EARNED at the end of the week when it's what I grew up with? I used to be a high functioning weed head, quit when I was preggers but excuse me all to Hell…