Try that shit with some cream cheese. The Doritos, I mean....well, maybe the sex, even. Srsly, Doritos and softened cream cheese is AWESOME!

I think I love you!

Uhhh, I need to bust mine to some nasty ass XXX b4 he even THINKS about entering the magical wonderland.

Counter-point-point ALCOHOL!!!

The sequels suck IMO!

I HATE my life and seriously wish I had my own place again!!!!!

Well, do you have kids? B/c they sure a Heck will make you stroke out!! Srsly, though, hearts and loves your way!

Yes, indeed!

First, congrats on such awesome typing/grammar skills on sleep meds then again I am not aware of your tolerance levels. Secondly, she is beautiful as you prolly are AND that's my First Born's name!

I feels ya, girl (?), I feels ya...if I don't have a drink every so often I break out in serious rashes.

Sorry to hear!! It sucks as well when you have two period-like things a month. Fuck you, ovulation with all your weird blood and juices!! TMI, sry.

I dunno, I'm in Hurricane-land but I never want to have to go through this:

Maybe she's just bored or doesn't feel challenged enough.

Sooo hearted!

Just dL'd Ginger Snaps...movie is frickin' AWESOME!!!

Always!

Fuuuuudge it, Imma make another tinky-teeeeny drink b/c I am a SUPERWOMAN, right?

Washing dishes whilst baking a chocolate brownie cake under the influence of awesomeness is what I was doing as well.

Wanted to add that I HATE passing out b4 I finish a diddling session even with a clueless Man next to me...you've just described my week in less than 30 words...ugh, I have to go to church in the morning but want to drink more...what shall I do? Reserves are running low...I need a job...

Does anybody remember Ginger Snaps? That movie was AWESOME!! MiMi Rogers KILLED it "She's ovulating!!!" (Which I'm doing now, btw, TMI) Thank GODS BabiesDaddy (TM) is sleeping!!!