Momma got me a bottle of 100 proof thank bejeezusus b/c Baby Daddy couldn't do it....baby pound cake segment had me loolin' even if I've seen it before but don't remember...gonna spend some quality time with the MOM and try to refrain from asking her why she was so utterly shitty to me growing up but thinks she has…

"Everyone is telling me that because I have a baby now I have to get in the spirit, but can't I just raise him to hate it as much as I do? "

Are you in relations to me?

"The family togetherness bothers me the most, but only because the added stress of the togetherness brings out the kinks in everyone's relationships."

I soooo feel you on this thank god my Mom suggested secret santa within the famz and whatever to children but I doubt we would even be able to do that, I've needed shoes for the little ones since FOREVER and shampoo, conditioner, rum....etc...

Being "married" and living with 7 other ppl sucks, too especially if you're the loner type!

OOooh, boy!!

No money. No car...been that way for YEARS I don't think I EVER went shopping on a Black Friday.

I heard about this FOREVER ago and almost DIED!! I would fill it with rum and sprite, though!

I was 14 when I lost my V card, 19 when I was able to orgasm with another person (riding him only) he was a very, very mean Man, Now I'm with someone for 10 years and 3 children....never orgasmed with him. So, I had been sexually active with many people (no Women, though...wish I would have been able to try.) for many…

I hope they were Crayola b/ RoseArt and any other knock off is sooo not worth it!

Kermit and Seth body snarking on the children...REALLY?!?! Not cool!

Yeah, I was watching a clip from an old Sesame Street episode where Kermit was being flung through the air in slow motion and shit cracked my ass up even though I was SEVERELY sleep deprived!!

Shiiit, I wanna me-time mattress!

1. I loooove Jason Segel, he's totes hot.

...or we help each other.

Wow...that pic is just...wow.

Now that's some hard core porn!

Anyone else notice this?

Agreed!