I am so tired of Tomi Lahren: this Anne Coulter 2.0 shtick is killing me inside. And what’s worse, she’s had all this exposure and people praising her opinion at a young age: as far as she’s concerned, she’s The Child What Come To Lead Us, with her unique insights that no one else could possibly have.

Embrace single payer, work for fairness in taxation, demand defense cuts, banking regulation, monopoly protections, campaign finance reform, union rights, voting rights, equality and protection for all citizens, immigration reform, demilitarization of the police, demilitarization of foreign policy, and for fuck’s sake…

I’m one of those DGAF About Your Dick Stats women. I’m not very picky about its size, girth, shape, or whether or not it’s wearing a turtleneck.... as long as it’s clean & happy to see me!

Also, what’s up with all the drooling and spitting recently (YUCK)

I once dated a guy with a nicely girthy-yet-not-painfully-so 6 or 7 inches, who used me for back massages (I’m quite good. Wish I could find someone as good, for my own back) and blowjobs (at least I got a weak-in-the-knees, unprompted “that was the best head I’ve ever had” compliment out of it... because, again: I am…

I agree. We don’t “see” each other anymore. :)

What’s going on with drooling and spitting? Ew?

Because porn has taught them that the sex begins and ends with the almighty penis. I hate a lot of straight porn because any kind of pleasure maaaaaybe starts with some fun stuff for the woman but generally goes straight into hammering away.

Penetration is an interesting thing, because for a dude, well, it’s kind of how our parts work (said one former partner of mine, complaining about an ex, “Sex was always forgettable with him. Get up, get in, get off, get out. Four. Get.”) I was actually kind of (ok, completely) mind-blown to find out women didn’t…

I feel like guys #blessed with big dicks feel like all they need to is put it in and their giant god given schlongs are just going to do the work for them, like some kind of automatic lockpicking device.

It occurred to me at one point that my length and girth were irrelevant to the majority of women whose primary orgasms come from a part of their anatomy that isn’t stimulated by a dude’s unit.

Guys with big dicks often REALLY don’t know how to use them.... They’re so used to being idolized [i.e. by other guys] for their massive schlongs that they don’t feel they have to put in any particular effort towards a good performance (or even reciprocation).

Why don’t more guys use their hands when fucking or going down? Every girl I slept with instinctively knew to try this, although some women do prefer just one type of stimulation at a time. But most of the guys I’ve slept with don’t seem to realize it’s possible, or just don’t want to put in the effort. I don’t get it.

Ha! 

I’m always kind of amazed that people keep track of penis size in the first place. Like, outside of two naked people standing next to each other, how do you even make that comparison?

Women can feel a finger, so unless a dick is smaller than a finger, it should be big enough to feel. Now, some people really do love a monster cock, but dildos and cock extenders are widely available if it’s a sensation thing. If it’s an aesthetic thing, like being turned on by huge tits or asses, then there are fewer…

Yep. I dated a man with a penis that was probably in the single digits percentile of length and width. However, he was the best at everything else. The best. Ever. My God he was the best. Did I mention that he was the best? He was the best. Ever.

You speak no lies, my dear!

Length is such a weird myth. Everyone wants a super long cock, but if you don’t know how to wield a super long cock, it is no fun for the person you are having sex with.

Well la di dah, LW 3, so fancy with your real life friends. WELL, SOME OF US HAVE TO COMMENT ON THE INTERNET FOR HUMAN INTERACTION, OK????