Don’t bring it up. Live well below your means. When you find that person to share your life with- propose with a huge fucking rock, then take her to your mansion in Paris and tell her that you were always rich, but you wanted her to fall in love with you, not your money.

Wow, where the fuck were you in my life 10 years ago? I never knew that I could just get out of a shitty abusive relationship by just... leaving. Gosh, if only I had you Jimny Cricket of fucking hot takes.

If you’ve got kids, calling your partner “Mom(my)/Dad(dy)“ is a given. We do it in my house, even after the kids are asleep out of pure habit.

Can I ask what she was spending her money on that he decided disqualified her from said raise? And... how he knew?

Don’t forget white- gotta be white, christian babies.

Sounds to me like people just don’t want sex anymore. I say instead of birth control and pre-natal and maternity care, we just start handing out vibrators.

Yeah, but us women-folk just exaggerate our problems. You know, we can just stop having periods. We just have them because we’re lazy and want to goof off and use those tampon sex-toys. We can just shut down our reproductive parts. So we don’t even need birth control- what your pills and IUD’s do is cause abortions.…

I HAVE NO IDEA BUT HE MAKES MY LADY BITS QUIVER EVEN AT 64!!!!

Yeah... they’re both old enough to be my father- comfortably.

Same. Wanted him in Beetlejuice and wanted him in 30 Rock.

It was interesting after I had LittleLady. I came out of the hospital pretty much able to fit into my pre-pregnancy jeans (I didn’t because c-section, but I could)
Everyone and their mother was like “YOU LOOK FABULOUS!”

Don’t know if it’s been said- but Mark Warner is D-VA

So many of my peers (25-35 range) don’t understand how government works. They are pretty certain that the President makes all the laws and that’s the end.

I have educated so many people on how this all works. I will continue to be certain my kids know how this all works. SirCoren has finally figured out that midterm…

That’s how it was done in the USSR.

My last name is pronounced “cane”

Well part of the issue is that Ffx county is super R. Because wealth. It’s all wealthy white people.

Then you have evangelicals out in Manassas, Gainesville out to the Plains.

I’m pretty certain that mix kills the GMU and Liberal Commuter crowd.

If I ever come across him, I will swiftly kick him in the dick. And I will be arrested with a smile on my face.