I’m pretty sure that you are absolutely correct in everything you just said. :) I agree that inducing is used way too much, but babies need to get out sometimes.

You are welcome. Having your first baby is scary, but no one can tell you why you may need a c-section.

You are more likely to have a c-section if you induce.

Actually I feel I have excellent taste in men. My husband is supportive of all choices in birth control. He is a great father too. “Men refuse to wear condoms” is anecdotal based on experiences that myself and my friends. I don’t have actual statistics of men who give bullshit excuses.

Well that’s shitty... like really shitty...

well balls... there goes my solution.

You succeeded in insulting me. I am super insulted. All the time.I had a man call me hormonally unbalanced on the internet. Whatever will I do?

God, might as well get your tubes tied.

Condoms wouldn’t be terrible, but I bet you’re one of the assholes that complains about having to wear one.

If Congress is so all-fired eager to help out the families of the victims of 9/11, why would it choose to help them in this way: Here-- go sue the government of Saudi Arabia-- you have our blessing. Good Luck!

While I had a shitty sophomore “Debbie Downer” roommate, I’m gonna have to give the award to my Freshman roommate.

She was a senior and due to special circumstances she had to formally request a specific roommate. I met her through a friend and said Sure why not. I’m a pretty easy-going gal.

Well, she was just kind of…

I really want to believe she is winning both her breakup with Brad and Brangelina divorce by thoroughly not giving a shit.

No. She was offered the role that went to Kathy Najimy but she was never involved.

Yeah, I really thought shit like this was beneath him...

“She was crying because my dick is just so massive. I mean, I know women’s bodies are made to pass children but I’m just such a man that my dick is bigger than a baby.”

I honestly have no idea how hipster/preppy it is...

University. Sounds about right- tenured professors are the only ones who can afford it.

We have it at my workplace, but it’s more expensive than other daycares (because yes, you have to pay for it) and the waiting list is like two years long.

Well if I asked my employer to match an offer I received because I’d rather stay the response would be “No thanks, we can’t do that. Good luck” which is translated as “We’ll find someone else who will work for less than you are currently.”

This is evil and I like it...