Well I changed my diet and that shrank my 70 day cycle to 36 this month. Ah-mazing to me. Still didn’t ovulate, but hellz yeah.

This is a great article, but I wish you addressed PCOS or Endometriosis and the chances of getting pregnant, because it is much smaller and harder.

Despite the “humor” (I didn’t much like it) from a technical stand point it is waaaay better than this filth.

Y’know, whether you yelled, spoke calmly, called them an “abomination” or not.

I think it’s a balance. You should never, ever lie or invade their privacy, but open up communication so they know that they can come to you with anything and can trust you, while still being a parent and guiding them the best you can.

I’m married, so I’m not super worried about finding someone who’s not shallow enough to want to love me. Plus, I already feel like I’m 35 and it doesn’t help that I work with a bunch of 22 year olds.

Right now, with a small child, a dog just sounds like something else to be responsible for.

All the stars from someone else approaching 30.

A woman sits at her work desk, bored as the end of the day approaches. Dressed in a sweater with skulls, skinny black jeans, and combat boots with multi-colored hair relaying her “fuck you” attitude to conventional expectations. JANE is just a cynical person with a young child and is disenchanted with the day to day…

I am sorry you had to go through that.

Do they then follow said model to the bathroom to make sure she doesn’t immediately purge?

We’re the same age and I wish I look as good as she does. Maybe it’s the team of make-up artists, maybe it’s the “I’m awesome” confidence, but damn I think she’s awesome as fuck.

Lavern Cox. Dat ass. So good.

I wish I could star this more...

My kid adores UmiZoomi too. Apparently in the mornings Daddy is better than Mommy.

Breakfast naps are glorious. Especially when they occur two hours before you actually need to be up to get ready for your job so they can continue to eat breakfast and watch shitty children’s television.

I have graduated to energy drinks so you are better off than I am. :)

I love my child so much, but I have never wanted to simultaneously slam someone’s head into a wall while never wanting any harm to come to them.

This is perfection. For not only it’s accuracy but it made me laugh.

Never wrong. We are modern women in a modern age and I’ll be damned if someone tells me catching a few snoozes before I have to really function is bad parenting.