I’ve been enjoying and playing games for 25 years. I work in a place that makes games.

I am quite certain of all of this, but a gal can dream, yeah?

Don’t worry. In my understanding of Prison hierarchy, the pedophiles are the first to go.

*begins pouring over pictures of herself*

I’m 28... and I think she looks older than me. Maybe I have a weird opinion of myself or I’m babyfaced... but she looks far too adult to me.

When this movie came out I was like, WOW 27- SUCH ADULT!

Sooooo.... She says she wouldn’t hire someone with a “ghetto” name, yet she stands there in a bright red mohawk.

What’s unfair is no one had a say in what their name was. We were all at the mercy of our parents.

But @aol? Really?

In a perfect world, ten and 11 year olds wouldn’t be sexually active, all pregnancies would be planned, and we would take care of those unable to fully care for themselves.

When did feminist or feminism become a bad word?

Not at all. You asked, got the answer and accepted it.

See? Yeah. I always thought it was kind of... irrational, but yeah I knew they were gross!

That’s fucking terrifying...

Hi, I’m in a monogamous relationship, but can’t afford a baby right now.

I don’t trust the cleanliness of napkins. I’d rather eat grease than the yuckiness that might be on napkins... I don’t know why I don’t trust napkins that are in fast food places.

My cousin miscarried. Her baby was around the 20 week mark (give or take) and when she went in for a check up, baby’s heart wasn’t beating.

appear fully nude; wear a pubic hair patch; perform genital-to-genital touching; have your genitals painted; simulate oral sex with hand-to-genital touching; contort to form a table-like shape while being fully nude; pose on all fours while others who are fully nude ride on your back; ride on someone’s back while you…

Dear Rush:

My wedding is a buffet. To all the haters- Do what you want. Pizza is the best food ever.