When I worked in retail, I always bent the rules for people that were regulars, nice, kind, and treated me with respect.

How much more wanted and loved they will feel when she tells them that they were chosen, that they are alive because she chose not to kill them.

I’m 30 and still shop at Hot Topic. (I like their nerd gear and hair dye) I loathe Gamestop. I hated all of this decision. All of it...

I am surprisingly super cool with people not wanting to put certain messages on cakes (political, racial, etc) but as long as they are willing to serve these people.

Yeah she went on vacay with a bunch of the cast and woke up married to Spinner. And they just sort of went with it. Like, “Oh, we’re totes married now, I never thought about you that way. That’s cool. Let’s see where this goes.”

Spinner. I want Spinner so hard and I have no idea why.

That guy... is one of the worst fucking human beings ever...

I liked it. It’s like Modern Family meets Golden Girls. But it does start to fizzle towards the end of the season. I hope it picks up for the second season.

I saw that one! “Little Girls in Pretty Boxes” or something like that. She was a gymnast, yeah?

I love that I can get away with doing a ton of nothing.

Hey guys,

I had to take a test to be a manager of a retail store.

Excedrin is a gift from the baby Jesus.

But like, if you’ve been on the same pill for a few years, I really don’t want to have to continually go back to the gyno to get my prescription refilled. Can I just have to do it every few years? Not necessarily OTC but just have it auto refill?

Also, nothing to really do with this, but... I want UTI antibiotics OTC.…

As the mother of a three year old...

“What is it about that procedure that’s so important to you?”

Guys! I am so glad the movies are setting these proper standards!

I’d much rather have a shitty looking game that is amazing, blows my mind with story and content, then some really pretty, polished turd.

How about the fact that even though I’m not overweight, ever since I had that damn kid, low rise jeans give me a muffin top?

We do all sorts of stuff like that. Mostly game related.