My boyfriend and I have pretty much said "We are getting married." He has a romantic proposal planned out. I just don't know when it will happen. (Mostly because I have to get divorced first, ha!) I requested though, when mentioned, that he dare not do it in a public setting or I will tell him no, even though I want…

Can I just say that as a younger sister, my older sister did things like that. Put make up and fake nails on me. Kissed me like boys do to girls, she taught me what my vagina looked like and what it did and how tampons worked. I never thought that was weird. She was exploring her body and was helping me to do the…

You can have your damsel. Just don't try to tell me I can't have my fully fleshed out females with actual personalities.

Why did I immediately think Tay-tay got screamed at by some dude only to click and find out "holler" means "hit on"?

I run into an ex quite often, considering we work in the same building.

I'm not sure I'll ever fully get over him dumping me. I wobble between hating him and not feeling anything. This happened awhile ago too, before we worked in such close quarters.

I think she is absolutely gorgeous. But, I also think people with unconventional looks- with features you don't see often are beautiful. I hate it when everyone looks the same.

How likely do you think I could slip that under my coat and take it home?

(I'm aging myself) I was 12 and it was Romy and Michelle's High School Reunion. Sandy Frink 4EVA

Alan Cumming was my very first celebrity crush. I hold onto him tightly.

I am in love with this show for Fish, Oswald, and the other mafioso characters, Harvey included.

My pediatrician was awesome for the same reason. Baby Coren had latching problems (due to oral issues) and I just didn't produce enough milk. When I told the ped, he said, "Relax. Just get formula. Don't buy into the breast is best thing. It's cheaper, it's natural- that's true, but, the only real difference I've seen…

Bride met Groom when she was in high school and he was in college. He was the cool, unattainable older brother. She a geeky, weird friend of his sister. He sat next to her so close their legs were touching. She would never forget this moment.

Not that I believe in God- but, if God didn't want us to have abortion he shouldn't have allowed us to have the thought in our head, or the herbs and tools available, or have the ability anyways.

As someone who's Grandma was Shawnee, and who dated someone who was from the Blackfoot tribe, I giggle constantly at that. And will harshly tell them they're wrong.

Because I married a man, and am now dating a man, my sexuality is never in question. Everyone assumes I'm straight, though I've had serious relationships with women in the past, everyone just sweeps that under the rug in favor of a "traditional" "easy" identifier.

Oh, Andrea, sweetie. I would sleep with you so hard core if you stopped talking nonsense. You are so much prettier when you keep your mouth shut.

Mine probably won't win. But it sucks.

Two days after my due date, I go into work, because it's the US so of course I do. Around 11am contractions start. We are all VERY excited. I wait until their are two minutes apart before I have my now ex-husband drive me to the hospital. Go to the hospital and the contractions…

You are a grown up. I know plenty of women who would appreciate that. Good luck, sir. I am sure you will find a great lady.

I wouldn't mind being able to get a prescription for my pills a few years at a time. Lessening the need to see my GYN so much. But, you know what feminine product I would like to see over the counter? UTI antibiotics. For some unknown reason, I get them very often... it would be nice for me to just go and get the…

Because that's cool. Dudes can totally have bodily autonomy because you're actual people.