We have about the same age gap then, he is 34 years older than me. So it's actually more realistically old enough to be my dad. :D

He is old enough to be my grandfather, I'd still fuck him.

I kind of wish I could post a video or something without making it seem like I'm selling out my kid. :P

Guess you'll just have to use your imagination!

I don't get "I don't want to" I get little arms crossed, turned back, "NO! I caaaaaaan't"

I just was overall actually curious. I'm a new parent and I like validation that I am doing ok and we will all survive. :P

Thanks for the luck, I think we'll be needing lots of it.

My kid is rambunctious, opinionated, and overall 2. 2 years old. A lot of people mistake that for him being a bad kid. And we do have a struggle for power sometimes, like when he just doesn't want to get his shoes on for no reason other than "I don't want to."

But he says, please, thank you, asks for healthy things…

So under this rhetoric even if I stop for gas I should take my child out of the car to the pump to pay with my credit card?

Or god forbid if I have to go inside, I have to take him out of the car, carry him inside, listen to him whine, ask for a million and one things, pay for my gas, trot back out while he cries…

I need this in my life. For now and for always. I will buy 30 so I have a month's supply and only do laundry once a month. Cuz... you know... fuck the hataz

Sometimes I have it, sometimes I don't. I totally have those moments in the shower where it's like "6 months ago I really should have said that to that bitch..."

*Attempts to find funny gif to express lack of surprise*

*gives up halfway through because heart wasn't in it- this is a humorless situation*

*waits for someone else to do so*

Well my boss was a district manager, and he really wasn't around very often. I kind of had to handle myself. I was expecting to get written up for my mouth, but I never heard a thing.

This was before I got a shoe thrown at my face for refusing to accept a return for it because they had obviously been worn. That one…

Been there. After I got my illustrious degree and found that the entire country was short on jobs, I was a manager at a well known shoe store. When talking to a woman who hated me from the word go and I have no idea why. I wasn't rude or mean in any way. She was buying shoes for her son, she looked at me and said,…

So my first roommate was a M-F Transgender, she was at first pretty awesome. She pulled me into the nicer dorms because she wanted to have a roommate but housing didn't know how to handle rooming her with someone so she had to find her own. For the first few months it was fine. Me being a recently out bisexual she…

My own mother asked me why did I bother having a child when I was working full time and couldn't be the one to actually raise him. That I wasn't his mother, his babysitter is because she spends the most time with him.

From a woman who had children and worked full time....

Well in that promo clip they made it sound so dramatic, like she could refuse and get the hell out of there. But, obvs she's doesn't, because money.

Can she refuse? Like is that in rules or something?

I didn't marry an adult male, I married a dumbass. Totes Legal. Your move Religious Folk.

Where's fuckin music? I skimmed (because let's be honest, I skim all videos that aren't of direct interest to me) Heard no music, just noise.

Fuck off, Christian Lady I Don't Know. You don't know me, you don't know her, you don't know her, and you don't know her *points to various Colorado teens all the way from VA* Fuck. The Hell. Right. Off.

There is a clinic in my town as well. Right on the main road of the city are the protesters. Mostly older folks, but on Saturdays their (grand)kids come along and hold up signs as well. Every time I pass, I flip the bird. They may not see me, but it makes me feel better.

Also, there's a guy that lives across the street…