I'm a smoker and to be honest all of these chipping away at smoker's rights is ridiculous. Just outlaw it- I'll quit. But if it's still legal to smoke, let me smoke where I want (with consideration to others, because I am considerate to non-smokers- I smoke away from entryways to buildings, I move if a non-smoker is…

You madame... win

This is the best .gif ever...

I had an assistant principle who would throw his keys at students' heads, hit them over the head with an umbrella if they were being rude. Grab students and be generally physical. (Not like this though!) He never got fired, all the other administration loved him. I have no idea how he got away with it.

Can we make really smart, fact checking babies? <3

I have to say, as a girl who didn't get boobs until 17 (and then they all came at once- to the point where I can't even shop at VS because I'm too big) All I wanted was boobs. That's it. When I was 12, I wanted boobs. When I was 14, I wanted boobs. Not to shake in boys' faces, but to feel normal because everyone…

I went into labor at work and stayed for two hours to make sure everyone was good before I left. That's dedication....

I used to do the same thing and still do. I'm dark blonde, blue eyed, light skinned and thin, but I'm a self-loathing white girl.

I had the opposite problem. I wanted all the baby dolls, no matter the skin color. My mother limited me to the white dolls so they would look like me.

I can't even find a gif to properly convey my anger... Nothing works!!!!!

It shouldn't end. It's my body, this "inconvenience" (as you so delicately put it) is in my body, using my nutrients, energy and strength to survive. You know what else that can be labeled as? A parasite. Any other time a parasite is in my body, everyone wants to give me medicine or surgery to get it out. Yet, because…

I've tried hot steam curlers, but that's all. I might try that though, couldn't hurt. =) Thank you!

Straight hair blows. I have it. I hate it. It's so straight it looks like I ironed my hair like they did in the 60's.

I declare it's time to go home, curl up in bed and watch Full House reruns

This made me smile. You win my heart today.

I don't care if someone uses abortion to selectively terminate because they were impregnated while Mercury was in the 12th house.

"So you got drunk and two guys took advantage of you, that's not rape. . ." I'm sorry, What!?

If laced properly (ie: Not incredibly tight) you can sing, sit, dance and breathe just fine. I lace my corsets tight enough to bring my waist in about an inch or two and my breasts up to say "Hello!"

But... but... this is why I like Mulan- one of the few Disney "Princess" movies I can get behind. She saves fuckin' CHINA! The man she does it for is her daddy. She doesn't go into the army looking for love, she does it to save MOTHERFUCKIN' CHINA! That's a feminist girl I can get behind. (They kind of hint at love at…

It makes me wonder as a NoVA-ian... should I take the trek to the liberal North?