Here’s the thing about Spirits Within. I swear it actually feels like Final Fantasy. But the problem is the movie opens up on disc 4 of 4.

Imagine doing something to save someone and it ends up crippling someone else. Even if you’re okay with wheelchair bound people, this is DIRECTLY your fault and you know it. That’s surprising.

But...they do have regular go-kart tracks...

Because at this point they probably don’t have any real need or want to. It’ll probably never end up living up to the hype, and at this point episodic gaming isn’t really what people want anymore, so they’d have to make a full Half-Life 3 and not say, Episode 3 of Half-life 2.

What’s sad is that that’s probably the only way we’ll ever get a Half-Life game again, and it frustrates me because it left on such a cliffhanger ending.

I understand that. What I want is for the current team at Valve to stand up and start actually making a game, instead of eating up indie developers and providing them infinite funds to make their opus. Which is good, granted, but I really want Valve to make something all on it’s own.

Yeah, but that’s clearly not a thing the original Valve would do. They put a lot of effort and thought into their games, which is why it would always take them so long to MAKE the games they made. But they did actually MAKE them. Valve isn’t innovating, people are and Valve is consuming them, giving it’s nigh infinite…

Portal 2, Dota 2, and I think CS:go are both made by people that Valve just kind of consumed into themselves, like the original Portal. Dota 2 for example isn’t Valve’s game, persay, it’s IceFrog’s. But I get what you mean.

Honestly at this point that seems true. What has Valve, the company, done lately? It’s faceman, Gabe, has endorsed (and quickly unendorsed) a failed attempt at monetizing mods. That’s basically it. The last game they legitimately made, themselves, was TF2. They don’t even make the updates that come out for it anymore,…

If it does well Valve will just hire him and make it official. Then everyone will praise Valve again.

Ah, must of missed that particular detail >_>

Crashing, freezing, freezing so hard it bricks the system and you need a new one. Less then perfect sound chips that lower the musical quality. I’ve seen a guy go through 5 Retron5s just playing one game.

I’m sorry but that...looks like every sawed off shotgun I’ve ever seen. I’d believe this more if it was a specially elaborate design or something, like the Robocop gun being in Saints Row, for instance.

I’m sorry but that’s LORD Humungus, breathing roadkill.

Everything I’ve seen like this, like the Retron5, has problems. Consider also how expensive this is. If you absolutely want it for free, use an emulator. If you have a burning desire to pay to play Super Mario World again, it’s like 5ish bucks on the Wii U. Don’t waste your money on products like this.

This doesn’t seem like a problem. It’s really fascinating seeing how other people react to things.

This man is dead.

Well I mean according to this, the humans came about from the same thing that caused the demons to show up. So...you never knoooow.

I’ve mentioned this to my friends and we’ve basically decided that the simplest way to describe what The Witcher, as a whole, is as follows...

Don’t worry Konami’s done too. They’re switching entirely to “pay as you play” mobile games and explicitly, directly said they’re selling features instead of items.