Pokemon Shuffle is a Match3 puzzle game. They wouldn't put something like that in an actual platformer.

This is never going to happen. The "wait time" at the very least, is never going to happen.

I want to get into this, I really do.

Set Gawker to not be allowed to use Flash unless you specifically allow it. It'll stop all autoplayed videos.

Facecam is fucking stupid anyway.

"thanks for your concern. and dont worry about us ..worry about yourself," the developer said. He might be a king to you but he is shit to me. you can always bully people but one day you meet the wrong one. and Please Do not reply because we are not interested about your concern and communication."

Oh, I know how!

This will get mentioned a thousand times, but it's worth bringing up again.

Direction 1: Insert butter

One of the biggest problems with Code: Name STEAM is how much it makes you wait. Enemy turns take FOREVER. I sometimes had to wait minutes until the enemy was finished deciding what to do. Sometimes, enemy turns could take twice or three times as long as my turns. I often played Code Name: STEAM while doing something…

Mechanically, I love the characters. They're all very distinct from one another, and you can tweak them to your liking. But as actual characters, everyone is lacking. The writing in Code Name: STEAM is really corny, and it was hard not to cringe at what some of the characters say sometimes.

Never said Tu-Love-Ru was good. And for what it's worth, I'm not SUPER familiar with the harem genre personally, but everything I've heard about Nisekoi says that "it had a cool premise at the start, that sometimes shows up to be cool, but for the most part it's just the same shit you've seen before."

As someone who primarly plays support or mid, and usually plays a weird janky support (Fiddlesticks hype yo) Bard will be interesting to try out.

And all the ladies are still after him. Too bad it's a bit of a letdown.

Oh wait, it says here the game’s name is Angry Birds Stella POP!. Oh well, too late to change the video. We’re just going to have to roll with it. It’s only five minutes, no one will notice.

Urgot's special abilities are similarly confusing. His two offensive abilities (his Q and E) shoot acid-infused missiles and tanks of noxious gas respectively, but they don't do serious or sustained poison damage like other champions' similar abilities. As for his ultimate ability, or "ult" in League terms: all it…

Or people with data usage caps. Oh man, good thing I had no desire to play this game anyway.

...I'm not entirely sure how people could say it's not surprising given the identity of Seventh, and how the game...you know, ends.

Here's another story about how everyone you loved died. IMMORTALTY SUCKS GET IT YET *gut punches again* GET IT?!

It is cool when joke games emphasize both the "joke" and "game" parts of the title.