He's actually pure Water. But there are a bunch of other water psychic types I forgot about...including SLowpoke and Slowbro itself >_>

...well I never said I was smart >_>

...oops.

Close, poison.

On the plus side Slowpoke tails apparently taste super delicious, so Shellder's gonna have a nice meal for the entire time.

Naw, the face is on the back of his neck. It'd be like if in the MAster Blaster combination, the small one was the stupid one that did all the attacking, and the big one was the boss, holding him close and protecting him while he attacked.

Awww, he looks kinda sad.

It's kind of pretty important, yeah.

Wow, typo's much? These cards are written terribly.

So this is meant to be a game right? Cause if it's a game I'm all for it.

"Welp, this is my life now."

I've 500% ready for this, whatever it is.

The video is indicative of "basically what you will be getting" at The Binding of Isaac: Rebirth's release. It doesn't show off anything too complex or surprising, but it's all so crisp and fluid. I adored the original Binding of Isaac—its mash-up of tough-as-nails permadeath, roguelike randomness, and Legend of…

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I liked it too, it just made me feel like an awful person.

Can this game not make me feel like Hitler like Remember Me did? Please?

Yes, but as a noble snake lord it see's no reason to dirty his regal hands. It's kind of his thing.

The arms are tucked in. And Serperior's still got his arms, they're crossed behind his back.

Most of the Mega-Evolved Pocket Monsters look totally rad. That's the point! They're supposed to be badass. I guess this one missed the memo.

Remember Me, hands down. In this game you play a terrorist who ends up costing the lives of millions of people, as well as devestating the city that was built to honour the fallen of World War 3. All because you decided that people shouldn't be allowed to play with memories, and the AI in charge of doing that asked…