I would pay actual dollars to see Trump swing a hammer or clear brush. By himself, not ordering someone else to do it.

“Volunteer.” Ah ha ha ha ha.

My university (in SC) had 28k students and it's way more than that now. I graduated 20 years ago and still maintain the sorority friendships (that I wanted) to this day. It was a way of meeting people, getting help keeping grades up (you couldn't stay in if your grades go below a certain average, so tutoring was…

It’s not needed. Clubs and student societies exist, cost little to nothing to join, and have people with shared interests.

Because I could not stop for Finals, they finally stopped for me.

Vanderbilt had a massive frat and sororiety system as well. I’ve alwasy been the studious type so staying away from party environments has always been my MO. Trouble is that when going there (despite Vanderbilt’s academic prowress) was also a known party school.

Made for one miserable freshman year where I had no…

I think these sororities are a good way to show us non-americans how segregated the states really is :(

This post hurts me.

The “Unsinkable Molly Brows” option will.

Now Benefit is probably going to release a special edition My Brows Will Go On kit.

Okay so this reminded me of a screw up that I noticed when the show was airing but forgot about til now. Jon’s wearing “smallclothes” when Melisandre tried to raise him from the dead, and then when he actually revives he’s naked. Sooooo who stripped down Jon’s dead body? Was someone like, “Welp, he’s not coming back…

Any time you can use a Life of Brian reference, you should.

Yeah! Fuck Science!

Does that mean Melenia Trumps airs this Thursday?

Even reading from a teleprompter Melania Trump seems to struggle in English. I wouldn’t blame her for having some help putting a speech in its final form. But obviously she didn’t write this speech, and whoever wrote it wants that to be known while winking at the Internet with the subtle rickroll.

On Monday I will be 53. I have an appointment for a goal-setting fitness regime with an incredibly hot and ripped instructor. I make that lady in the photo look like an Olympic diving champion. I’m going anyway. I fucking don’t care anymore. I want to get healthy. Please keep living your life like a diving champion.…

Nadia herself has said that Simone is the greatest! Not only is her difficulty miles above anyone else competing, she has the execution scores to boot. Her Amanar on Sunday scored a 16.2 out of a possible 16.4 - that means they only took off for the tiny hop on the landing, the rest was perfect.

I feel bad for him. He has pretty obviously always been love with Camilla, and when your mom is the Queen and she tells you to marry some teenager, you don't have tons of choice. (or I guess, renounce the throne and be an exile the rest of your life). I feel like if he and Camilla were better looking (or Diana less…

Thank you. I’m better now thanks to my house being cleaner than it has been in weeks. I was able to bring some food to The Center, Orlando’s LBGT Community Center which is now a counseling hub.

Word. E-mail me. And no one should give you a hard time—especially today of all days. If anything, this thread should be an example of outrage, empathy, unity, and love in a time of senseless tragedy. Got your back, dude.