that jeans blazer outfit is no joke and i love it

It’s got the right sound. My son asked me, “mom is that sexual.” He doesn’t really understand the concept, because he’s nine. I asked why and he said it sounds it. That R&B sound is sexy.

Same. I have two stripes, but I think they make me look old. (Gun metal gray opposed to snow white) My skin has aged well, so I can still keep my hair dark (grew up dishwater blonde, came back chestnut after chemo and stayed that way until I grayed). Single process at the salon works better than any home brand I…

“You get woke every morning and stay woke all day, but are never so woke that you can’t fall asleep when your head hits that pillow at night.”

Yeah, I kind of assume at some point the grey will spread enough that coloring it will be extremely appealing. But it’s been so gradual so far, at the present rate I may be 60 before it gets there.

“But Cabbage, that’s not how it went”

When did yours start? Mine started really young, 16. I tried to tell myself... "oh... blond highlights..." but then some blond highlights came in and quashed that dream.

If I didn’t dye my hair, I would have a glorious streak of silver right up front and up top where you can see it. About two inches wide, its only grey about 3 inches in, but that shit is almost entirely silver and has been since my mid 30’s. The process started when I was 16.

Yeah, I’m grey in the exact same spot, but it’s only the shorter hairs so it’s more of a sparkle highlight than a long chunk/strand of grey. I think it looks cool, do not dye.

Me too!!

I am developing one in the same spot my grandfather had one. When it gets bigger in a few years (assuming I follow his pattern) I am planning to dye it blue or purple. I can’t wait!

To be fair to Charles, he supported Diana in giving their kids a more normal life.

Prince Charles has someone who helps him get dressed, literally. He cannot get dressed by himself. He has never changed a diaper.

Agreed - frankly I was more surprised to learn Ant & Dec’s full names.

Who would be surprised by this? I doubt he ever even changed his own children’s diapers. I think Kate and William are considered down to earth because they actually do those sorts of things. I would be surprised if the Queen even changed her children’s diapers, and if so probably not more than she wanted to. Royals…

I can bake, farm, mend stuff, I’m a decent nurse and I can build a shelter in the wild with little more than a sheet of plastic and a few sticks. I’ll be hit directly in the face by the first asteroid.

Yeah, I actually have some basic survival skills (thank you, Girl Scouts, and growing up in the sticks with parents who thought Armageddon was coming), books on herbal remedies and identifying plants, sewing, knitting, basic mechanical stuff, and I still don’t want to deal with a post-apocalypse. I want to die in the…

I am becoming more and more comfortable with the fact that when the apocalypse does hit I will probably be one of the first people to die.

I am looking forward to the quiet giftmas eve with Busia, my Ciocia and her partner, my parents and Cindymoo. But when everyone gets together on Boxing Day? I’m using this sick thing to its fullest advantage. Unless, of course, my mom’s bro and his wife spontaneously combust on the way over from Cleveland. Then maybe…