oh my god, my incredible crush on Seth Green just came raging back. ohhhmygod.

Um, if that’s trichloroethylene I’d probably not do that. It’s not crazy toxic, but it’s a fairly nasty solvent and not generally recommended when soap and water will do... (ETA: Yeah, your brushes will be fine depending on construction, and it won’t stick around to harm your skin, but the fumes are a whole different…

The name of the universe is “Rachel is hilariously bad at math and had a brain fart.” Thanks for pointing out the error — it’s fixed now!

Yes, that’s my point. There’s no humane way to execute someone.

I guess, in general, I can’t believe we still cruelly execute human beings in this country (whether you riddle them with bullets or poison them-both are pretty horrifying).

I’ll never be noticed because NO ONE IS IN LOVE WITH ME. I wonder what people THINK ABOUT ME? What do I MEAN TO OTHERS?

Here’s how Soda explained her project,...

If it’s any consolation, I think that a male writer would likely be criticized for writing an “unmanly” male character. Men proud of their patriarchal shackles love policing other men almost as much as they love policing women.

i think about this a lot because i’m weird but

I’m going to blow your mind here — what you have personally experienced doesn’t actually encompass everything that exists in the world.

Maybe at rehab, Josh will pick up some tips about being sneakier and harder to catch.

My one aunt is a former nun, who left the convent and became a Jew. I have another aunt who is still a nun, and she absolutely hates it. She is a free spirit, and only joined to escape a bad, abusive home situation, just like her sister did. The other nuns are terrible to her- they force her to eat in silence, they…

This was an Unconscious Coupling.

This is my first time posting on here, and my only hope is that I don’t get lost in the greys!!

Uh, they aren’t? That’s sort of the point?

I am also a stress-baker. I give a bunch of it away or bring it to work, because I don’t want to eat everything I make; I just like the act of making it. Right now, I’m on a bread kick, because kneading is tremendously soothing.

It’s amazing how helpful it is. Baking, soup-making, any kind of cooking. You put everything else aside, focus on that task, make the kitchen and surrounding rooms smell amazing, and then afterwards problems are often easier to tackle. Cooking is a form of meditation to me. Not to toot my own horn, but it’s a good…

I kinda loved Ariana Grande in Victorious*, so I think she’d be great.

You have a point. Do your thing, just be aware of your surroundings, then, okay? And good luck!

Glad you’re okay. I hope the worst is over, but stay safe.