I got through to Episode III and then I was like “Who cares?” It’s Army procedures, more Army procedures, some Taliban, more Army procedures, and the bottom line to that point is that Bowe Bergdahl is a bit of a dick who wanted to be Jason Bourne.

Substitute “proficiency” with “profitability” and you get closer to the point.

Numbers. One would think that would be so obvious, right? And yet: “Not all men”.

Yes, darling. That does happen all the fucking time, because we know we are never really safe. I know! I know! All this new information. Take your time mulling it over.

Here’s common sense: the likelihood of this being reversed - her killing him - is extremely low.
Women go through their entire lives knowing they have to take precautions, defend themselves and be careful around men, because they never know when one of them will take exception to being rejected. All of us have been…

I love my RBF. I can swap it easily for Smiling Lady Face, and it keeps idiots at bay.

Is it now? I want my 1995 thighs back, then.

He’s actually fifty-something by this point (Mulder was born in 1961, not that it matters, I’m just being nitpicky). Anyway, I thought it was a bit weird for somebody like Mulder to know everything about lizards that shoot blood out of their eyes and not know the specifics of transgender issues. Also given that he’s…

Not a reboot, it’s a sequel. A reboot would have the same characters and an updated or slightly modified storyline.

I’d do the same in similar circumstances. She’s probably got a college fund that she can tap into and will never want for anything (her mother was a supermodel and is presumably also independently wealthy), but not getting the money until you’re old enough to tell between a golddigger and somebody who genuinely loves…

I didn’t get to see Grease in the original language until the mid-Nineties (all we got here were and still are dubbed versions of it), and until then I thought “Maraschino” was a made-up name for the Italian version of the film. Finding out she was actually called that was a revelation.

It looks like Madonna circa Papa Don’t Preach, but it can’t be.

Martin Shkreli.

I hated her music and her persona, but I feel so sorry for her now. I just want to hug her and tell her we’ll be waiting for as long as it takes, and to stay strong.

“Normal” is perhaps a poor choice of words, here, because slim isn’t necessarily “not normal”. Spoken as a former very skinny teen who was teased mercilessly over it at a time when being curvier was the aspiration, if not the norm.

No, I don’t think so. I think he was an arsehole to begin with. Religion made him a monster.

This guy is seriously fucked up, and his religious upbringing is 75% of the problem.

Scully meant so much to young women who came of age in the Nineties. She was the first major fictional character we’d ever seen for whom work was the most important thing in her life, who didn’t spend a lot of time on her appearance, was a little bit nerdy and extremely competent. We loved her because she made us…

You know, I always thought this would be common sense. Then I found out that some of my mates from University, people I’ve known all my life, are anti-vaxxers.

popular television shows from the ‘80s and ‘90s returning in the form of reboots—including The X-Files, Twin Peaks, Gilmore Girls and Full House