Thank you for testing my vehement opposition to the death penalty. I actually caught myself thinking "Good riddance".

Double consonants are hard to get right for English speakers, which is why I recommend checking with Mr Google.

That'll be Dolce & Gabbana, not Dolce & Gabanna.

Cutest thing ever, you win for me.

Somebody's said it already so I'll say it again: running (or power walking, or both) is a great way to blow off steam, generate endorphins and lose weight while staying fit and healthy. All you really need is a good pair of shoes (or you'll do your back and joints in) and you're ready to go. I've found it's the only…

Somebody tell this lady that if an Italian citizen were imprisoned under false accusations, the whole country would be informed.

I love how their speech patterns are those of an average middle-schooler, but their thoughts are not. It's adorable and admirable at the same time.

According to the Mirror, Jamie Dornan has informed Universal that he will not be back to play Christian Grey in the second and third Fifty Shades of Grey sequels "because his wife doesn't want him to."

"Girlfriend" is such a Western concept. They were most likely married off in a quick ceremony to a random fighter with severe PTSD and are now being used as breeding machines. Suddenly my boring small-town adolescence doesn't look so bad.

That one really cracked me up.

Serious comment: I'm always taken aback by how many people will claim to have food allergies while happily consuming the food they believe to be allergic to. Never mind "allergic to crunchy" (while I will remind you that these people vote and probably do not vaccinate their children because vaccines are crunchy), I'm…

Yes! Yes! Yes!

That you don't give a shit about the baby was apparent from your first comment, actually. But the baby WAS IN THE CAR, so even if you think nobody should be concerned with the safety of the "entitled bitches", maybe you are willing to make allowances for somebody who isn't old enough to be either entitled or a bitch.

Hero.

She sounds exactly like I would expect an upper-class British woman to sound (incidentally, my second-hand British accent is by some mysterious accident a lot like hers, so). I'd heard her before, though. The thing with this video is that she's obviously reading from a teleprompter and her delivery is a bit stiff as a…

It's not the first time, she's done speaking appearances before. She normally takes a backseat to her husband (who is second in line to the throne, ok? Let's not forget that), and they seem to have chosen to keep a lower profile and pace themselves with the press. She looks like a smart woman who is doing her job to…

Actually, you don't want to go running in your Chucks. You'll do your back and joints in.

I thought it was fun, although Tegan and Sara's singing was a little too drunken karaoke for my taste. But as the rest of the ceremony was quite uneventful (with the exception of Gaga), it was a nice moment of insane energy.

At least she doesn't look as bored as Georgina Chapman. Come on, Georgina. You're at the bloody Oscars.

I knew she had it in her, but it was still incredible. And I'm so glad, because I like her a lot more than I like her music, and I want her to be admired for her talent.