This is how you apologize, people.

I hope to God nobody even THINKS of doing that to my poor lifeless body.

I DARE YOU not to look at her ass in that. Seriously. Not staring at her ass in that dress would be a major dress fail.

It's not a selfie if you don't take it yourself. It's a picture. Of you doing yoga poses. Like an asshole. But it's still not a selfie.

Love this trailer. It spares me from having to see the whole thing.

I love how poised Kevin is until they get passes for the Nickleodeon Kids' Choice Awards and he loses his shit. Albeit in a poised way.

They will defend him to the death because he is a boy angel who makes angel music and saved their lives. Seriously, that's how they rationalize it on Twitter.

Bloody Quentyn does get in the way, though.

Yeah, you're probably right. And I think most of us can do without the whole Euron/Victarion/Whateverion business, although of course it's going to affect the story later on. Also, Quentyn!

Weirdly enough, I don't know my boy name in spite of the fact that my parents likely chose one since I was born before sonograms and knowing the gender of your fetus were common practice. My dad wanted to call me Stefania, I would've been nicknamed Stefi and would've had a perfectly average life.

Sounds entirely credible, although by the look of it they'd be practically gliding over "A Feast for Crows", since a lot of these characters only appear in "A Dance with Dragons". (The Sand Snakes are awesome, but where's Arianne?)

Why can't I embed The Greatest American Hero, which has one of the greatest theme songs ever?

It's more like they shrunk the entire upper half of her body, so it doesn't match the lower half anymore.

It's not over 'til the skinny lady sings. Or something.

It's interesting that in her XOJane essay Chiara DeBlasio does not appear to blame her parents in any way for her addiction, saying that she grew up in a solid, loving family.

This man is in serious need of mental health care.

It depends on whether the ban applies to the sale or to the purchase of sex toys. In the first case, Amazon is fine although you obviously would have to rely on reviews to pick the item that best suits you. In the second case, you could be busted for non-medical vibrator purchase. Ridiculous as it sounds, it might…

To LW1 (does "LW" still apply when the medium is likely e-mail? All right, whatever): are you in a situation where you can't say no to a suitor? Is your community very conservative, are you expected to say yes to a "good man" because you're the right age? That would explain your girlfriend's depression and suffering…

Right? It makes sense to be with somebody you actually like and who is your equal, rather than a stand-in with less personality (him) and a replica of your father (her). In a lot of ways, I think Jo opted out of the relationship because it was uncharted waters for her, since her model for a happy family was the…

How do you dance all night in those? You don't, I'm telling you.